Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yelled at my dad for watching porn. My dad responded, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I've shown you!" He's also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML
Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
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Top comments
friedpwnadge 25
Your dad is a ******* freak. Who wants that for their daughter?
samabomination 19
Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.
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Comments (175)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Easier then working for IKEA, just insert tab "D" into slot "V".
Queensland 27
Inserting tab D into slot A would work for more people ;)
TheDrifter 24
And sometimes column B.
graceinsheepwear 34
34, I am pretty sure 13 was saying D for dick into V for vag. Can we extrapolate from that that you are advocating dick into ass?
NoFlippinWai 24
and B is for Breasts. but C for Cleavage would have worked better.
buckeyed 20
Or maybe you're just a great writer or photographer or...time to get the butthole bleached.
dweeds508 24
A job is a job. But seriously, I'm sorry about your dad
cosicosei 22
I'm sure he'd regret saying that if he'd see you in his next "adult only" rental movie...
saydook 3
try to make it up with him .. he may changes his mind about that
smc3106 25
That's Romania for you...
cosicosei 22
Hahaha I'm romanian... This is hilarious. My mom's cousin is a pornographer... In romania.
TheDrifter 24
So you can hook OP up. The people of fml are such handy folks to have around.
cosicosei 22
Hahah she's come to the right place.
olpally 33
Jesus. What an ass. That isn't the right answer. Keep looking op.
graceinsheepwear 34
What an ass? So you're saying she is built for ****? Or am I reading you wrong? ;-)
NoFlippinWai 24
that. was. awesome.
JasonUMN 15
Actually, unless you became a star, your average salary wouldn't be that great and the job may not be as stable as your father suggested.
saydook 3
sound of experience lol
BlissfulLiss 18
Let's just assume that was a distasteful joke and leave it at that.
mssmell 10
Regardless, I'm not sure if Romania is the best place to get into **** anyway.