By fucked up dad - 11/07/2013 19:50 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
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friedpwnadge 25

Your dad is a ******* freak. Who wants that for their daughter?

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samabomination 19

Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Easier then working for IKEA, just insert tab "D" into slot "V".

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Queensland 27

Inserting tab D into slot A would work for more people ;)

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TheDrifter 23

And sometimes column B.

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graceinsheepwear 33

34, I am pretty sure 13 was saying D for dick into V for vag. Can we extrapolate from that that you are advocating dick into ass?

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NoFlippinWai 24

and B is for Breasts. but C for Cleavage would have worked better.

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buckeyed 20

Or maybe you're just a great writer or photographer or...time to get the butthole bleached.

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dweeds508 24

A job is a job. But seriously, I'm sorry about your dad

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cosicosei 22

I'm sure he'd regret saying that if he'd see you in his next "adult only" rental movie...

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saydook 3

try to make it up with him .. he may changes his mind about that

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smc3106 25

That's Romania for you...

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cosicosei 22

Hahaha I'm romanian... This is hilarious. My mom's cousin is a pornographer... In romania.

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TheDrifter 23

So you can hook OP up. The people of fml are such handy folks to have around.

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cosicosei 22

Hahah she's come to the right place.

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olpally 32

Jesus. What an ass. That isn't the right answer. Keep looking op.

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graceinsheepwear 33

What an ass? So you're saying she is built for ****? Or am I reading you wrong? ;-)

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JasonUMN 15

Actually, unless you became a star, your average salary wouldn't be that great and the job may not be as stable as your father suggested.

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BlissfulLiss 18

Let's just assume that was a distasteful joke and leave it at that.

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mssmell 10

Regardless, I'm not sure if Romania is the best place to get into **** anyway.

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