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By fucked up dad - 11/07/2013 19:50 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 22:31 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00

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Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

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Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yells at my dad for watching porn. My dad responds, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I have shown you!" He is also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML

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By NotSoComfortable - 17/12/2015 09:10 - Italy - Pontecchio Polesine

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Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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friedpwnadge 25

Friday 12 July 2013 2:46

Your dad is a ******* freak. Who wants that for their daughter?

samabomination 19

Friday 12 July 2013 2:46

Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.

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crystalsky 8

Wednesday 25 February 2015 21:29

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Friday 5 June 2015 4:50

There is a documentary about that on netflix right now called "hot girls wanted" it's pretty sad.

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