Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yelled at my dad for watching porn. My dad responded, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I've shown you!" He's also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML
Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
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Top comments
friedpwnadge 25
Your dad is a ******* freak. Who wants that for their daughter?
samabomination 19
Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.
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Comments (175)
babyblueyes 27
He's got a point!
rokolodo 10
Ur dad is an earhole!! What a dumbass! F! I went to like 15 interviews before I got my first job that I wanted. Guess what? It's all about your presentation, your employer has 20 min to know if he hires you or the other 20 applicants. Present yourself better, speak clearly and honestly. Gudluk
newyorkcityguy 9
Maybe if you actually had a ******* job he wouldn't make such a remark. FML but YDI.
Thorzix 23
Not like she aint looking for one...stfu.
soapmactavish82 8
The sad part is, one day this will be acceptable and at that point I will build a rocketship because I won't want to live on this planet anymore
D3ATHZ3RO 15
What the ****!? One of the worst, creepiest fathers ever!
icepick23 12
At least you're hot...
simoncat 11
Actually, it's not. With the advent of YouPorn, PornEagle and other free Internet sites, most **** companies are shutting down. Digital Playground laid off (pun semi intended) a quarter of their staff in 2010. Vivid has slowed production. The list is longer than...well, longer than Evan Stone at least.
lowshadows 21
believe it or not, **** is stable enough to survive a depression lol.
colvindj 22
He has a point. . . still pretty ****** up though.
Uniqueview 2
Does your dad really have so little faith in you? I mean, how many job rejections have you gotten?