Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yelled at my dad for watching porn. My dad responded, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I've shown you!" He's also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML
Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
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Top comments
friedpwnadge 25
Your dad is a ******* freak. Who wants that for their daughter?
samabomination 19
Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.
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Comments (175)
xkncas 8
Actually, **** doesn't pay as much as you (or he, or anyone) thinks...especially anymore. You're better off with a part time job than you are selling your body for ****, to be honest. Most people try to get women to do "interview" shoots for free, and that (while they're drunk or high on something) is what ends up being used in ****. It's sad.
nemcali 34
Your dad is funny :)
Lonus 9
He isn't wrong.
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
Your dad is funny! (If it isn't humor just pretend it is and keep going...)
Twigz 4
The only reason people find **** disgusting is because of this moral system that's embedded in everyone's skulls. **** isn't some sort of super outlandish, unnatural thing. It's sex. It's a art production. What is art can't be defined in stone, and negatively judging everyone within the industry that you don't even know just makes you a bigot. Either way, I'm pretty positive OPs dad was joking, and it is a pretty damn good joke imo. You idiots who are saying that he's a creep make it seem like OP said he wanted to watch her, when in fact none of that happened and you just want to make the situation seem worse to fit your bigoted moral system and to demonize the joker. rant over.
FrankHotpants 31
Getting paid good money to do what everyone already gladly does for free when most people can't find a shitty low paying job just to get by doesn't seem too bad.
wolverine47 10
Sicko
amifaiyaz 12
What the hell kind of dad would advise that for his kid?
LissaMccracken 23
Yay, a FML from Romania, finally! Feel free to thumb me down, just wanted to say this just in case anyone else feels the same!
The_9th_Doctor 18
he has a point