By NotSoComfortable - 17/12/2015 09:10 - Italy - Pontecchio Polesine

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Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
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At least your mom didn't give you any of her toys

Porn- the gift that keeps on giving

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like father like son... does he have good taste?

This will be a funny story later on and to be quite honest, he probably did it to embarrass you. :)

Then again, he may just sincerely believe his son has no chance of getting real sex anytime time soon. FYL OP

What does getting real sex have to do with porn? Most people who watch porn continue to do so while in relationships. Some even enjoy it with their partners.

Porn- the gift that keeps on giving

Let me take a wild guess: you saw that on ifunny?

I thought that was herpes....?

Ohhh so maybe my girlfriend just has a porn collection that she got from her old boyfriend and not herps!!

It was to people with a sense of humor.

I thought it was the gift that keeps on cumming?

I bet you didn't see that cumming

her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard

is that a toilet in your profile picture? because your comment is shit.

No his comment is penis

Riviting commentary! This needed to be said!

At least you know what mistakes not to make when you pass on the torch yourself UP. Haha.

It would be really awkward if your mom is in one of the pages.

here you are son.. and don't bother trying to open the sticky pages...

Were they crusty? But cherish those and give those to your son maybe it's been in the family for generations

That'd be an interesting family heirloom for elementary (primary) school show and tell a couple generations down the line.

At least your mom didn't give you any of her toys

That would be epic