Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yelled at my dad for watching porn. My dad responded, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I've shown you!" He's also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML
Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
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friedpwnadge 25
Your dad is a ******* freak. Who wants that for their daughter?
samabomination 19
Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.
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Comments (175)
AllenRed 15
Oh god... xD Hope you get a better job than that!
Seduced83 9
Ah payback take a DVD and lightscribe it to look authentic have a photo of yourself looking desirable "not naked or revealing" and tell him you were making a porno all weekend and made a couple hundred bucks and got a copy of the dvd. See if he goes to watch it and when it comes up as blank you call him a ******* perverted freak and kick him in the nuts!
saydook 3
he would die to watch her naked after what he said .. she is possibly so hot
saydook 3
anyway i still can't beleive that the father didn't mean that" he want ... "
QueenVicHop 12
Seriously? All of you are hating on pornstars.. There's nothing wrong with that. I understand that OP may not be comfortable with that. But with as open and liberal as we are nowadays, you all are going to put down pornstars? It's not that bad.. And I can bet every single one of you have watched ****, at least once. Get over it. Maybe OP's father was just trying to keep his/her options open.
AboveAll04 14
do you wanna be a pornstar ? perdix will make a video with you ! lol
clueless05 12
Yeah I agree. All these people are saying it bad yet I bet a lot them still watch it! You're allowed to have your own opinion but you shouldn't be a hypocrite! And for all those saying the father is bad, I don't think he is. If you wouldn't want your daughter doing ****, you shouldn't be watching it.
BlissfulLiss 18
I think it's more the fact that OP's FATHER is suggesting she do **** that's unsettling everyone than the idea of her doing it. If she does take up ****, is he going to be on set coaching her through the scenes as well??
BlissfulLiss 18
But as far as **** stars, there's no hate. Everyone should be able to live however they want.
rokolodo 10
For Ladies is never a choice to do ****.
BlissfulLiss 18
I don't understand your statement; please elaborate.
BlissfulLiss 18
I'm not sure if your saying they're being forced to do it or that **** actresses typically have emotional scars from traumatization as juveniles that drive them to take that up as a career...or what?
Twigz 4
bulls***
rokolodo 10
We're not putting down ****, yes! We've all watched **** before. Nobody's hating ****. Just, no father should wish that profession on his own daughter. I don't wish that on my distant cousin.
cryptic26 12
Well he isn't lying.
EarlFug 19
Well sorry for the strange and backhanded compliment but at least your father thinks you're ****-worthy. Good luck with your job hunt but in general being attractive is better than... not being attractive.
moimoimoi125_fml 11
Far from all pornstars are really attractive once you're done watching. So that does not really sound like a compliment for me.
JimberlyHope 9
I overheard my dad talking to his friend about me. "Well, she's tall, so she could always be a stripper." Thanks dad.
EpicSquishii 21
This isn't your FML. Plus, there are a plethora of short strippers, so that doesn't even make sense. Unless your dad has a tall-person fetish, your height really wouldn't be a factor.
AboveAll04 14
ha #64, you got served !
powderbluetang 11
Not quite sure if you'd make the qualifications to be a stripper. Besides the height...
EpicSquishii 21
#124 Don't be a bitch. Anyone halfway decent-looking could dance naked and get paid for it. It's not like she looks like a sewer troll. That comment was absolutely rude for no reason, and I'll just point out that you yourself aren't slated to win any beauty contests any time soon either, so you should probably pipe the **** down, asshole.
BeautifulChaos27 37
Well... that is why the internet was born...
theofficialkumar 6
Don't give up, I'm sure you will get a job soon enough :)
carecow 16
I bet he'd regret that advice if OP would against all odds pursue it, and her father would accidentally find her during his smexy time.