By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 070
You deserved it 2 288

Same thing different taste

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You all do realize if the boss is indeed a man and she only gets hired because he caught a glimpse of her panties that this could be more problematic than lucky? Harassment is the first thing that'll happen. Come on guys

conman531 23

Better hope she was wearing panties

@36. its a joke, not a dick. dont take it so hard

Well.. If he was a man that might give you a better shot at the job. Don't know if that's a good or a bad thing tho..

Seems I've been doing my interviews all wrong. Next time I'll go in wearing a leather body harness and brandish a whip. That's sure to get me hired.

hannah_dl 11

*Cringes* Double fail. Little sexism then a tryhard edgelord reply. xD

Did you play it off and wink or apologize

Darkhosis 11

Don't sweat it accidents happen. Plus You'll get a lot better idea about his personality depending on how he responds to that

Sounds like a bad anime. Have you checked to make sure your hair isnt bright green?