By right - 02/08/2013 14:08 - United Kingdom - Weymouth

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Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in the Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
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WorryNot 19

Like its something you can control

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meggieeee92 15

Nobody has cute orgasm faces. Tell him to look in the mirror next time he comes.

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WorryNot 19

Like its something you can control

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mn_shr 22
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Well it was OP's first time. The face will be easier to control with time.

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Juneyah1017 9
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How long did it take you 22? Lol

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mfmylifesrsly 29
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#22 no one should have to ever control their orgasm face.

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gc327072 30
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That's like trying not to scream after getting your foot run over.

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negb 30
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Honestly, most people's orgasm faces aren't super gorgeous. When you have an orgasm, I think you'd rather enjoy it than think "Oh my god, ok calm down. You can do this. Have a pretty face. Look hot for him."

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KinkyCurly 13

^Yup. It would totally turn me off if I had to focus on controlling my face.

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EvanEvanEvan 3
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That's fairly funny.I would close my eyes if I were OP

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Caitie_kid 8
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Pillow over face. Problem solved for both both parties.

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meggieeee92 15

Nobody has cute orgasm faces. Tell him to look in the mirror next time he comes.

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Black_Rose97 9

that might be hard to do.. we usually keep our eyes closed

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jessBeAqueen 13
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time to use insta vid!

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OscarDV 8

11- idk about you, but I like looking at whoever's giving me the orgasm. So I guess closing your eyes is the same thing ;)

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Damned_Architect 25

In fact, one's orgasm face is called a "fuck face" for a reason; because it ain't pretty looking.

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misspulkadot24 17
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Nothing a paper bag can't fix!

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migmit 11
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Exactly what I was thinking.

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FML_TJ 21
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For him, of course.

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QQmore_fml 18
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Doggy style for the win!

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sisco2901 20
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Not gonna help when you think of The Exorcist...

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slooby_fml 25
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That sucks since you can't control it. He should just be happy that he gave you an orgasm

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ryanthecheeseguy 18
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Next time just pretend you don't orgasm and chew him out for his bad sexual skills.

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jbgurl98 9
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Next time start contorting and screaming in Latin!

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Wizardo 33

The Exorcist was seriously one of the funniest films I've ever seen, if anything your O face wasn't scary.

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noelasis94 18
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So he's saying you don't have a pretty O face?

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Ctrl_H 18
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Well when you put it that way...yah

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cottoncandymango 17

At least you weren't faking your orgasms. Ungrateful boyfriend you have.

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TaiReiSi 12
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What possessed him to say that?

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