Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, I overheard my caucasian mother on the phone lamenting to a friend that her future grandchildren won’t “look American”. Any future grandchildren of hers would be half Lakota native. FML
Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandmother is shocked that literally all of her kids and grandkids have mental handicaps. She won't admit it's because her and my grandfather are first cousins, and is claiming instead it's, "because of gluten." FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML
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gsrahn91 6
What a bitch
zkcupcake 4
Wow, does she know what accepting means?
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Comments (57)
zkcupcake 4
Wow, does she know what accepting means?
pwincessa23 1
most likely just because she knows what a word means doesn't mean she's gonna do it. obviously she doesn't care
pwincessa23 1
I meant knows* stupid auto correct>:/
darkch0colate 0
old people come from a racist time...
tylersign 11
Maybe she just thinks it's funny to play with their minds... is she accepting, or isn't she? The world may never know.
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
What a bitch.
R34luver 5
Inconcievable!
livin_plur 0
53- princess bride! my favorite movie :)
FMLoverAgain 7
Yes what a bitch. She will die of a heart attack or a stroke resulting from years of hatred.
xBangOut 4
it's nothing racist actually, if it was a black grandma and she wanted to keep her bloodlines "pure" then no one would call her racist of course. Nevertheless it's her will and she can do whatever she wants for whatever reasons she has, you chose to mix races, why complain about this like you deserve anything? Heh..
IHaveThePower 18
If it was a black grandma who wanted to keep her bloodlines 'pure', then it would still be ******* racist. Where did you come from, Stormfront?
gsrahn91 6
What a bitch
ElainaCutsYou 0
Granny's be a bitchin'. Jkay?
danielreader22 4
You's be a failin'.
Miss_Michaela 10
I wonder what she'd do if she didn't accept them...
Thejackel79 9
if your grandmother can't accept the choices you have made then screw her. Somehow I doubt she would give you anything good considering her.
Quacki 0
I kn
HolyHandGrenade 4
Yay! Another racist grandma FML!
sxe_beast 11
Is being gay okay?
cimh 9
doubt it! (for her I mean)
raphanne_fml 33
I would just invite my black gay friend over to piss her off.
onelastime 0
Sigh..old people...
khunaticyobo 0
she's mean.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
O wow. I would've kicked the old bats ass and made her change it. Or maybe go the legal way... It seems like there might be a case against that along the lines of a hate crime or something. :/
MizzErikaHart 8
thats not a hate crime. when you make a will you can specify exactly who you want in the will.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Well yes because I guess there's no actual harm done but my point is that raceism is something recognized by the law as being unjust
mariet_fml 23
Racism is not against the law. Beating the shit out of someone for their skin color is. Granny hasn't done anything illegal.