By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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raysmith121 10

This really is your fault. You should instruct him and guide him.

You kind of deserved that. There's no point in lying to save someone's feelings and make yourself miserable.

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Y u no teach him?

Now we're going to see an FML from your boyfriend at some point down the road, when someone who's actually honest tells him he doesn't know what the heck he's doing.

aye. If you pretend to like something you will be stuck with it repeating. Just tell the guy you don't like it and tell them something else to try instead.

raysmith121 10

This really is your fault. You should instruct him and guide him.

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Lol sucks because he's going to meet more women who fake their orgasms so he will never know just how horrible he is......or he will meet someone who straight up tells him he sucks and then his ego will be shot.

That's the dilemma for most girls though. Instruct him how to be a better lover (implying they weren't good enough to begin with) and risk his ego, or skip it and pretend to be satisfied to make him happy.

If he is mature enough to be having sex, then in theory, he should be mature enough to allow for some sexy teachings. Especially knowing that he is inexperienced.

A mature person would love to be taught, it's a great feeling knowing exactly what your partner likes.

Are you going to tell him or should we?

uh, I'm not telling him

Elsa: "Don't you dare"

It was Ana not Elsa who said that.

soulcrusher11 16

the fact that the stupid movie frozen was brought up here makes me feel like this app is goin downhill

This is obviously your fault. If it was his first time, and he was so bad, then why weren't you teaching him? You should be showing him what to do and how to do them. Faking orgasms helps absolutely no one.

at least it helped stop the bitch slapping maybe OP was panicking lol

You know what else would have worked? "Ow, stop, that hurts." Or even: "That's really uncomfortable for me."

or even a simple "please stop"

You kind of deserved that. There's no point in lying to save someone's feelings and make yourself miserable.

Ouch! Why did you endure that for 20 or 30 seconds? I would've made him stop after 2.

Well wouldn't you stop him then tell him what he was doing wrong? I'd include her like him/her, but I doubt many women woudld make this mistake

As a woman myself, I can't emphasize enough that you shouldn't fake it. Tell him what you want him to do and what you need to be satisfied. Otherwise you'll forever be disappointed with your partner/future partners. Besides, faking is kinda like lying to him and that's just not fair to either of you.

So you faked an orgasm and now you're upset that he believed you?

YDI for faking an orgasm instead of asking him to stop.

Redoxx_fml 22

30 seconds to fake orgasm? He is a Sex God