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That's just weird. Seriously a cat? What can you do with a cat....never mind I don't want to know.
You miserable human obviously she realized that cats are more superior and came to that conclusion
Rocks make better pets...
Are you people REALLY doing this? Really?
Don't judge, Doc. You could join in as a coke bottle shoved up someone's bum. I'm sure we would all be very entertained with your titillating tales.
Tales? I have no tales. Who told you I have tales? LIES!
I think it's a 7 Up.
I once had a cat... He got ring worm and bled to death...
guess she decided getting clawed in her nether region while sitting around the house naked felt pretty good after all
Wtf with this thread
^^^Do you not follow this surgical genius? I don't actually know how good a surgeon he actually is. But he deals with dumbasses all the time and hasn't killed himself yet. So he's probably intellectually gifted and knows what he's doing
I remember that FML.
Her new boyfriend sound purrfect
Maybe she just prefers pussy
Try confronting her about it, I mean why would 2 people dislike you if there wasn't a reason at all
I would guess that an average human being older than, say, 7 is disliked by a lot more than just two people.
True, but it's a bit different when one of them is your own girlfriend.
Hahahahaha. have you tried the 12 taco thing from taco bell? Those are freaking awesome. There's like 12 tacos in the box and then you eat them lmao dude.
He's probably high. He's talking about taco bell after all
My first thought was: Maybe you are an idiot and thats why you have no idea why she broke up with you. Or shes just a total bitch, and her friends are too.
That's awful. Nobody deserves to get dumped over text.
Especially for a cat!
That's why she's in a relationship with one.
I was dumped over Facebook... I would rather have gotten a breakup text honestly. At least it's a tiny bit more personal.
Actually that could have been a mass text (accident or not). At least it didn't go to anyone else as well.
Lol maybe he wouldn't answer the phone.
What the hell? This is wrong on so many levels
Smells like a hint of **********... mixed with essence of bitch and an aftertaste of complete moron.
Maybe the cat is an animagus
23: Explain Mrs.McGonnagal then.
I say, F her cat's life.
Hopefully she won't, but...
She did a horrible thing OP, no doubt about it. But seriously, her cat?! Better off out of it.
wow dude. sorry to read that. it is a little funny though. ...
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That's just weird. Seriously a cat? What can you do with a cat....never mind I don't want to know.
She really let the cat out of the bag on that one, didn't she?