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By tkghan - / Friday 2 August 2013 14:53 / United States
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Don't judge, Doc. You could join in as a coke bottle shoved up someone's bum. I'm sure we would all be very entertained with your titillating tales.

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Nice try Doc, tell the guys about that time in Greece with that cute little med student and your first Coke Volcano.

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guess she decided getting clawed in her nether region while sitting around the house naked felt pretty good after all

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^^^Do you not follow this surgical genius? I don't actually know how good a surgeon he actually is. But he deals with dumbasses all the time and hasn't killed himself yet. So he's probably intellectually gifted and knows what he's doing

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I would guess that an average human being older than, say, 7 is disliked by a lot more than just two people.

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Hahahahaha. have you tried the 12 taco thing from taco bell? Those are freaking awesome. There's like 12 tacos in the box and then you eat them lmao dude.

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My first thought was: Maybe you are an idiot and thats why you have no idea why she broke up with you. Or shes just a total bitch, and her friends are too.

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I was dumped over Facebook... I would rather have gotten a breakup text honestly. At least it's a tiny bit more personal.

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Actually that could have been a mass text (accident or not). At least it didn't go to anyone else as well.

Smells like a hint of bestiality... mixed with essence of bitch and an aftertaste of complete moron.

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That is a possibility but strictly speaking animagus's normally turn into flesh eating werewolves not docile cats.

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#59 Yep I realised my mistake too late but I just confused by my memory of the scene were Hermione explains what an animagus and werewolf is, the elective and forced sides to the transformations. Its been years since I've seen the films or read the books :/

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