Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML
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Top comments
Comrox 19
Personally I wouldn't see that as a good idea when other people are present... YDI
paperbag77 9
short of having sex on a mirror how the hell do you know what your own ****** face looks like
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Comments (47)
exoticDeath 20
Should've made sure that no one was looking??
Comrox 19
Personally I wouldn't see that as a good idea when other people are present... YDI
Theokholes 14
Tell the kid he'll never be able to give a girl that face. Destroy his dreams
abnormaalz 7
why that he did'nt do anything wrong....
Theokholes 14
for the lolz of course, the kid will not remember what she said anyway so
pizzas_awesome 18
He's 13. I still remember stuff from when I was 5.
Theokholes 14
But why would the kid give a **** ? It's just a joke and the kid is already mocking her so it would be a sweet revenge
IchigoDeathGod 14
That'd be funny
cheeeksss 29
Is it better that he finds it funny rather than being sexually attracted to you after seeing that face of yours...?
mds9986 24
How would his 13 year old cousin know that was your ****** face and not just a random funny face?
pancakebunny 19
Thats exactly what i thought
nixbling 10
because he is a young horny teenage who has probably discovered **** by now, or at least wanked it once or twice.
Candijpg 17
I hope you weren't planning to do the dirty in the same house as the 13 year old
Limeila 10
Right, I guess people can't touch each other anymore once they have a kid. Oh wait, why are there so many people with siblings?
cloudyface 23
Because she wouldn't do a good job making sure no one is around before they do it
nixbling 10
it was his cousin tho, not their own kid. she probably wasn't expecting to see him there.
paperbag77 9
short of having sex on a mirror how the hell do you know what your own ****** face looks like
AyeJay101 25
Guessing they got kinky one day and made a video
whysobeachy 37
I've never watched myself ******, but I have a fair idea of how my face contorts when I do. So, maybe that's how OP knows her ****** face?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
"O" no!
lexred 30
what an intelligent comment to make!
Levvy 22
Aw, lexred, no need to be so sarcastic with yourself.
tbangazak3 7
That was dumb
evanmurphy 14
It's your fault for randomly making your ****** face. You won't be getting my sympathy as you created this "problem" YDI.