Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.
nhcc03 0
YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.
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Comments (147)
lem0n_fml 0
YDI for being a pushover. Why the **** would you pay for them?
peach_blossom 0
One word, CHUMP!
idkweird 0
Wtf? YDI. You could have paid for yourself and her new bf could pay for them. You're an idiot to have agreed to let him come and to have paid for them. Your bad.
mgblaskewicz 0
God hate you
dark_path 0
YDI for going on a date with a *****.
bpepz 0
preach it brother!
pink0422 0
y d hell did u pay????
Flutist 3
OMG, is he her pimp or something? You stupid ass chump, you paid for their date, you stayed when he showed up? I have heard of double dates but you were the best third wheel in the WORLD. No wonder your love life is in the shitter, you have no respect for yourself. You need to balls up and tell girl's like that, "I asked you out and you said yes. I wanted to get to know you, not you and all the guys who have been in your hallway ****! I don't double dip, bitch." Then you walk out and leave them. Did you give them a ride? Pay for them to share a dessert? Make sure you tucked them in? Did you gently go down on him before he entered her? You need to wise up. You were just used.
maa_rico 4
ok badass
xiFlyx 0
WiN xD
rnath23 4
right on
HeeeB21 0
wat kind of virgin does something like that lol
scarsnstars45 0
you're a douche and you'll continue to be used and disposed like a douche until you GROW SOME BALLS and tell girls how you really feel about them instead of allowing them to take advantage of you for a laugh. YDI
kyarush 10
your the pussy that didn't tell her to **** off then bail