Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.
nhcc03 0
YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.
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Comments (147)
Oathkeeper111 0
YDI for not just leaving
pantherflb66 0
Andrew?? my friend Andrew just had this happen to him not 2 days ago. same exact situation and everything. lol
capilot 10
First, learn the term "shit test". That's when a woman tests you to see how much shit you'll take from her. She gave you a shit test and you failed miserably. (Failed more than one shit test in my life. Failed one on Friday, actually). Second, go read Richard Feynman's book "You must be joking Mr. Feyman". Read the chapter "You just ask them?"
Vinto 0
Dumbass, when that happens you buy the most expensive thing on the menu and after you're done eating you say you're going to the bathroom and walk out and ask the person at the front to bring them the check.
darkspaceboy333 0
what a bitch!
sarcdude 3
Yeah, seriously dude, it's called "ditch that bitch."
ghost010 6
Duck out the bathroom window and leave them with the check.
deeper_and_deepe 0
Dine and ****** dash you idiot
DamionDude 0
stalk her until she pays you back
tiffanyjean 3
maybe think she said "I have to bring my brother with me because my parents don't trust me" and after he paid she said"oh btw my brother is actually my new boyfriend" no one deserve that. there are Also people who are afraid to speak what they want becausethwy don't want people mad.