Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
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Top comments
alexandraa_fml 0
Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.
nhcc03 0
YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.
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Comments (147)
FerrariCake 2
She must have asked you along because she knew you would pay. Grow a pair and this won't happen to you any more. Or... keep being the way you are and she'll tell all her friends about you, how you're willing to pay for them and their boyfriends.
mikey_touchdown 1
you should have kept your pimp hand strong
drimpossible 0
They played you like a violin at the sap's convention
ebbomega 0
Lesson learned: Next time you ask someone out on a date, make sure they understand it's a date.
Sappheyes 0
Did you take the payment out of your sack?
ynp092883 0
Why would pay for that?
CYNNER 0
you should have gone to the bathroom and climbed out the window
Boddmon 0
climbing out the window? Really though? You're a bigger wuss than the OP
CYNNER 0
#33 well it was an alternate solution then paying for their date. i don't see you making any suggestions.
mrdblq 6
well, this way when the check comes they have no idea how to pay for the part OP consumed, this assumes its food and not a movie
Boddmon 0
An even better solution would have been to just leave.. before the cheque, before eating, before the movie! Perhaps upon arrival and learning that a boyfriend is already in the picture. Who the hell climbs out the window? This isn't 'Friends'
CYNNER 0
#51 well apparently he didn't do that. he obviously has too much of an ego to back down, much like yourself. thats why he didn't leave. going out the window wouldn't have been as much of a blow to his ego
Flutist 3
Cynner, while climbing out the window might have made a great punchline for this, the problem is he shouldn't have had to do anything. He should have had more pride than to tag along to "get the girl" or because "she might be testing him." Whatever excuse the Op used to make him stay was obviously because he liked the girl and has no backbone. Instead of climbing out the window, try the front door.
Boddmon 0
My point exactly. Thank you flutist.
Flutist 3
Your welcome Bodd
kisseshugsdrugs 5
why would you pay for their date? i wouldve left as soon as the boyfriend showed up. your mancard has just been revoked. enjoy.
rachexl 0
you didnt finally get a date with a girl then...
amatayo 0
whaaaaaaaat? You're a loser.