Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
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Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
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Top comments
alexandraa_fml 0
Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.
nhcc03 0
YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.
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Comments (147)
Stumblebum30 5
How dumb are you?
24bloodyfrets 0
I completely feel your pain man.
Marzydotes 0
with all due respect It sucks that the bitch didnt have the ordacity to inform you that about that little tidbit, but why the hell did you pay for it? It doesnt matter what their issue was if that shit went down with me it would be a big f-off and I would have been out of there leave them to fend for themselves.
morella_xx 29
How is it that everyone here commenting agrees this guy is an idiot for not leaving as soon as the boyfriend showed up, and yet "FYL" has 3000 more votes? Although, yeah, if you continue to be such a doormat, your life is pretty f'ed.
catscratch_fml 1
I'll hazard a guess that the ~2700 extra FYL votes come from people who either a) sympathize or b) are exactly that wussy themselves. And I don't really see much chance of either of those types commenting as much on it.
Mooshki 0
Your last sentence is why I FML-ed it. His life is ****** because he's a sap.
Chopperman_fml 0
First of all, who the hell calls someone their boyfriend on the first date? Second, if your balls didn't abandon your Failboat self by the end of that "date," do your potential children a favor and remove them now. YDI because you suck, and FYL because you have to live with yourself.
Chopperman_fml 0
Darn reply button >.
dmm24 0
grow sum balls dumbass.
taycandy96 2
u shouldve just left
hedgehogs 0
The time to get over being a doormat is right now, today. You can't be letting other people treat you like this. Just quit it, okay?
DJ_Chutfield 4
I was gonna say FYL until I got the part where you paid for everyone?? Grow a pair, ******! YDI
MightyRavendark 0
Pussy. I bet Youngblood posted this.
stormin972 0
What you should've done is order two plates of lobster, eat one and get the other to go. Then excuse yourself to use the restroom and leave. Now who's stuck with the bill? Next time you see that girl, tell her how much fun dinner was and that you'd like to do it again sometime. lol