Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
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Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.
nhcc03 0
YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.
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Comments (147)
Sekococo 0
this reminds me of the futurama movie when that girl had more then one boyfriends.
omgtooweird 0
yea u deserve it for being a pushover...i mean come on dude
evilkid42 0
haha u got it and ur life suck$
chea_chea 0
That sucks, you made quite the doormat out of yourself. If this happens again, you should do one of two things. 1. Find out she has the boyfriend; leave. 2. Find out she has the boyfriend; stay for a while, drink lots of beer and make them uncomfortable, eat a lot of food, and then bail when you're done, leaving them with the check. Justice served.
schmidttob 0
YDI! you shouldn't haven't payed for them!
Ifantscoulddance 0
so wats it like looking like a man but having a ******?
iamabanana11 0
and you stayed because?....
snafu57 1
YDI! IT ISN'T RAPE UNLESS YOU SAY NO! IDIOT...
Flutist 3
It isn't stupid until you share it with someone else. ^^ Stupid troll successfully stupid ^^
natedog193 0
epic win lol
psyco5000 0
I woulda ate then on the way out say ur "friends" over there r paying for u.