Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.
nhcc03 0
YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.
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Comments (147)
sidvoltaire 0
you're an idiot and deserved the discomfort. either beat the guys ass or you coulda walked out ya douche
kisiadam 0
I am sick of you posting bs FML all the time. U r the same person who posts these stuff from France, Nord Pas de Calais everyday. I don't believe that of all the cities in all countries in the world, this particular French city has soo many people who speak English, and most of them visit Fmylife.com. There is one explanation: an idiot from that city keeps posting BS everyday by changing his nickname. That's why people find so many inconsistencies in your stories, because they are BS.
purplebutterfly 0
That city is autoset. It is for the ones that have no city or are submitted by text
millvillegirl218 0
wow man..that's rough
eljeffrey0522 0
What i woulda of done i would of ordered a whole lot of ShXt, the most expensive, and said " excuse me im going to the bathroom" and left home :)
just_broken 0
forget about that girl if she did that.
rramirez1 0
dumbass... u shouldve left, and if u didn't leave why the **** would you pay for the meal?? you totally deserve it
13__Loki__13 1
Did you at least get to watch them have sex? Seriously - grow a pair! PS - he's probablly nailing her right now, move on Wimpy
Thaddeus_Prime 0
**** all that noise tell that bitch to **** off
IwasntHere 0
I certainly can tell he doesnt deserve that. It matters from situation in what he was but mostly i think most people who brag about him being stupid are immature.
bpepz 0
^_______^ lol