Sex and Tinder: Tinder surprise

Tinder surprise

By Oopsie - 27/05/2019 20:17

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML

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bloopaloop 27

Monday 27 May 2019 21:06

Did she send a screen shot of hers back?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 May 2019 21:36

Cue up the porno music. “Accidentally,” Oedipus? Really?

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bloopaloop 27

Monday 27 May 2019 21:06

Did she send a screen shot of hers back?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 May 2019 21:36

Cue up the porno music. “Accidentally,” Oedipus? Really?

HistoryHasEyes 19

Sunday 8 November 2020 6:17

Why would you share you dirty tinder messages with your friend?

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