By difference between birds and mammals. - 03/09/2012 00:10 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML
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Seriously? He doesn't deserve you if he's that immature. And he's also not the sharpest tool in the shed..

The things that some people get butt hurt over never ceases to amaze me.

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Seriously? He doesn't deserve you if he's that immature. And he's also not the sharpest tool in the shed..

I wonder what would happen if you gave him a placebo pill and told him it will make him always right for the next 24 hours.... Question is, how many things would he get incorrect?

A platypus is a mammal. They also lay eggs.

Bill of a duck. Venomous like a snake. Tail like a beaver. 2/3 lay eggs.

Mammals have fur not slick feathers like penguins..

Penguins have feathers. Therefore, penguins are obviously velociraptors from Jurassic Park 3.

He'd still be wrong considering platypi (plural platypus) are egg laying mammals.

I once argued that owls weren't birds. Guess I went brain dead that day.

Penguins don't nurse their young. Therefore they're not mammals. OP, hopefully your boyfriend just had a brain fart and is embarrassed.

Doesn't matter #1, as long as hes the largest. Jk OP get a smart bf;)

How dare he insult me by calling me a "mammal". I don't want to be one of those hairy things. I will stick with my flightless wings and swim over just to slap your boyfriend.

Pfff wouldn't say that if it was the other way around #1

What a sore loser.

What an idiot.... Of course birds lay eggs! DUH!

And he was watching it with his own eyes on tv..

The things that some people get butt hurt over never ceases to amaze me.

People who become all moody and bitchy because they are wrong about something disgust me. No-one in the world knows everything!

Well actually, I do

Im sorry OP, but your boyfriend has issues.

Someone needs to go back to second grade

*preschool. Even my little sister knows birds lay eggsO.o

Apparently he also needs to learn that some mammals do lay eggs.

Monotremes!! Also known as Perry. Perry the Platypus. :D

I read that in the voice of Phineas.

Kinda reminds me of how me and my friends fight over how Russia is not a continent. Youre not alone :P

Did you know Africa's a continent?

I mean that I know Russia is a country but my friend thinks its a continent! Mind you that we are in the 9th grade. :P

My dad's girlfriend back when I was like 11 thought that Alaska was a part of Canada.

Well u were right

Immature boyfriends are never worth it. If something so petty upsets him so much, maybe you should reconsider this relationship. Also, penguins are fucking awesome.

Hell to the YEAH

Tell him you're a mammal and have sex with him. That should fix things.

Your picture and the one before it is just awkward.

Sex doesn't fix everything.

The irony here is hilarious.

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed. I get the feeling she's trying to find a hook up via FML.

You know sex doesn't fix everything right? I mean if all you do when something is going wrong is fuck them that doesn't say very much about you now does it?

Wow, lady, I don't think your breasts are supposed to be up there. You should get that checked out.

Wow, I don't think I've ever come across a comment that matches so well to the picture of the person who wrote it!