Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, thanks to the unholy power of autocorrect, I told my mother-in-law that "crispy dick" is on the menu tonight. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML
Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
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cheesyfeet2001 31
I'd like to know if she has a sense of humour and bought something erotic for you.
Anika_09 17
That sucks OP. You could probably just explain what happened
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Comments (65)
cheesyfeet2001 31
I'd like to know if she has a sense of humour and bought something erotic for you.
FitFriday 32
What would she bring for her son that would be considered erotic?
asdfghjklmoo 15
Eggplant!
Anika_09 17
That sucks OP. You could probably just explain what happened
CliffyB03 28
If she can't laugh at that, then what can she laugh at? But I'm sure she understood the mix up.
IAmzephyr 22
meatballs and sausage then?
olpally 33
Just re-type exotic and send it as a correction? Duh!
ohSNAPyall 27
And add a second text with restaurant / meal ideas.
acps199610 12
And just laugh it off.
EvilTurtle 35
You know OP is screwed when it's three *****.
justsayingbeach 15
Grow up dude it's your mum
sstahpp 33
EXACTLY
Ih8teenageangst 20
A Freudian slip of an Oedipus complex.
WCARlover 35
Reminds me of the time I texted a guy accidentally saying "glad we could finally bang" instead of "glad we could finally hang"
olpally 33
LMFAO! That's hysterical! Oh Lordy!
fmlperson8264 16
That must have been super embarrassing!
pete9913 23
Just text her back as soon as you see it. I'm sure she'll appreciate the humor.