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    The FML Showdown!

    By Louis - 26/04/2017 21:30

    Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens.
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    Carnival of Disasters
    Dive into carnival, where hilarious costumes meet unexpected mishaps. Laughter is guaranteed, mask or no mask! More…
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    eastpfcn 14
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:13

    Trent

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    jkjorn 16
    Thursday 27 April 2017 15:28

    Stevie takes it, on style points alone!

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    E. H. 14
    Wednesday 26 April 2017 22:50

    All of these are beautiful!

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    eastpfcn 14
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:13

    Trent

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    Vkfan 28
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:39

    I want stevie to the next Olympic games

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    whatshername?! 39
    Thursday 27 April 2017 13:08

    Stevie and the last guy

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    ct5555 15
    Thursday 27 April 2017 14:47

    trent

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    Talented73 54
    Thursday 27 April 2017 14:48

    #Trent

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    jkjorn 16
    Thursday 27 April 2017 15:28

    Stevie takes it, on style points alone!

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    champlian 10
    Friday 5 May 2017 3:58

    #stevie

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    Today, a friend was moving away, and they told me go grab their credit card. I did, and she bought me Dunkin' Donuts, then I tripped and dumped both our drinks. Into her face. I tried to say "Fuck!" and "I didn't mean to do that to you!" but ended up yelling "FUCK YOU!" in the middle of a parking lot. I never saw her again. FML
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    Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML
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