Today, my niece came to visit from out of town. It's also the day my partner tested positive for Covid. To minimize contact, I told her I would take her to the train station while he isolates. She refused. She then spent the day sitting as close to me as possible, hoping I was a carrier. She WANTED to catch it. FML
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Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
Today, I was given my Covid-19 test results after a friend and I went to take one. I had been sneezing and having fevers lately, and out of solidarity, my friend also took the test to give me the courage to do so. I tested negative, but my friend didn't. FML
Today, against my better judgement, I gave in and let my daughter go to the family Christmas party, due to the fact that the sister I cut contact with caught COVID and said she wouldn't be there. Guess who turned up? FML
Today, I tested positive for Covid. Not only do I feel absolutely miserable, but I was at work all day yesterday, interacting with the public. Also, the day before that, I hung out at a friend's house with a 3-month-old infant. If any one of them get Covid, it's my fault. FML
Today, after bronchitis and a negative COVID test, I finally went back into my classroom for the last day before break. An hour after I got home, a parent contacted me to let me know her child (whom I helped all day) had tested positive and that I needed to quarantine. She thought I would, "want to know." FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, my coworker has Covid symptoms but refuses to get tested. I told her she should get tested but she refused. I told our boss she has symptoms, so then he told her to get tested and now she’s giving me the silent treatment. FML
Today, I woke up to my mum on the phone telling her boss that she'd tested positive for Covid, which means I can’t see my girlfriend before she moves 6 hours away. FML
Today, my germophobic girlfriend has tested positive for Covid, and is utterly convinced she's going to die. She's been crying in the bed for the last five hours, talking about how much she regrets her choices, and how she never should have spent her last year with me. FML
Today, my fiancé left to take care of his little sister who lives alone and recently got COVID-19. To be cautious, he will remain there for weeks until he tests negative. Feeling lonely, I texted my mom for comfort. She immediately canceled our engagement party this summer instead. FML
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Anderling 32
Is she like… okay? Not physically but mentally? Because some people will do self-harm by way of making extremely poor decisions that they know will mess them up later rather than doing anything themselves. It’s also possible that she was just chasing it to get a free day or because she doesn’t think it’s real, but without further context I wouldn’t know which if any it could be.
Chazzster 29
Some people are so lazy that they will risk potentially serious illness if that gets them out of class or work for a week or two. It’s short sighted and stupid, but now you know something more about this loser.
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Anderling 32
Is she like… okay? Not physically but mentally? Because some people will do self-harm by way of making extremely poor decisions that they know will mess them up later rather than doing anything themselves. It’s also possible that she was just chasing it to get a free day or because she doesn’t think it’s real, but without further context I wouldn’t know which if any it could be.
wiccaantje 21
Playing devils advocate here, but if I was unsure about whether or not I already have had COVID, I would also want to catch it. It's a disease with extremely high transmission rates, yet very low risk, it's global and it's not gonna go away. It's not like I can lock myself up for 3 years and then I'm safe because that's what we've all been doing and COVID is still here.
core01 30
your risk of stroke increases for at least a year post covid. Not to mention long covid complications.
Chazzster 29
Some people are so lazy that they will risk potentially serious illness if that gets them out of class or work for a week or two. It’s short sighted and stupid, but now you know something more about this loser.