Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
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Lalalaura03 1
And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,
jallee 1
I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.
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Comments (115)
Lalalaura03 1
And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,
Lalala1996 0
I think it's really weird how our usernames are a bit similar and we both have the name Lauren. lol
Lalala1996 0
I mean Laura! sorry! haha
KaarmaaBiitchzz 0
and same type of picture too. one eye only
countrydevil 6
stalker much?
Igor_g5 0
What the hell. I would have just left you.
dubstep87 0
smoking what? if it was cigarettes then u deserve it.
5t3ff1k4h 47
They deserve it no matter what since the officer caught them doing something wrong. Boners (comment 7) should look at this comment too. Anyway. They could be caught for doing any of the following: -smoking underage. -smoking weed if they are in a place where it is illegal. -smoking weed while/before driving (it's still a DUI, people). -smoking in a bus shelter (yes, I've seen people busted for that since the hub itself had a sign that said "No smoking"). -smoking inside a building. -smoking in a car with passengers younger than a certain age, which I can't remember offhand because I don't smoke and don't need to care about that law. -smoking any other illegal drug.
5t3ff1k4h 47
If you care to read the part where I said "they deserve it no matter what..." you would note that I did in fact comment on the FML, and gave reasons why they may have deserved it since THAT information wasn't given in the FML itself.
Troll1 0
i hate trolls.
stevenmx86 8
It's natural for children to rebel when they can't respect their parents' bad habits.. However, you shouldn't have been smoking..
blocparty 0
Smoking to look cool? No thats just in old ciggarette comercials and young children, if you opened your eyes a bit youd probably see that there are other non-retarded reasons that people pick up smoking. People tend to forget the profit from smoking and just focus on the loss. Having a widend perspective makes it easier to understand arguments from both sides. Yes I know some people dont like the smell of smoke, but that is your opinion.
eissirk 2
Lol "now you see why I smoke, 5-0?"
rockr_chick 5
what are the profits from smoking? bad teeth? bad lungs? cancer? wasting money? everything smelling like cigarrettes? getting stressed out and pissed off if you dont have regular smoke breaks? your still reading this? but seriously, smoking is bad mmmk
Astrolock 0
SMOKING'S BAD FOR YOU RETARD!
Astrolock 0
No. It KILLS the population, ass clown.
Grimmerie 31
WTF does smoking give you that's positive? thanks to second hand smoke, I have asthma and will all my life.