Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
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Lalalaura03 1
And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,
jallee 1
I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.
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Comments (115)
salh 2
big deal :P I smoked a complete cig when i was 13 I tried to smoke when i think is was less that 8 but failed And last time i smoked i almost got caught, whats worse was that i was with my friends whom my parents least trust, but lazy police didnt even care :D
amc597 28
Well, aren't you cool?
bms1996 12
77. no it's not his dad drunk driving that's the problem.if he wasn't smoking in the first place,he wouldn't have gotten in trouble and his dad would need to come,so its HIS FAULT
xleanne_aLly 23
#77, you are so right. I'm scrolling down and I see all these huge paragraphs, and well yeah.. smokings bad and unhealthy. Every single person knows that. But really? NO ONE is going to quit because you them it's wrong, so quit wasting your time please.
gingerninger18 5
Hypocrite
G6chick 0
Ydi for not hiding it infront of a cop retard
zonbieman 0
103 that is the most specious logic I've heard in a long time, and completely negates the dads free will in decision making. If op had just needed a ride and this happened would it be ops fault? For all of the people saying "smoking doesn't make you cool" Nobody smokes because they think it makes them cool. That's such an outdated stereotype. You can hang out with the smokers and not smoke, and everyone I've known who smokes doesn't do it for their appearance
jmad109 3
Not sure about were your from but in New Jersey minors can smoke just not buy cigarets
insomniac8400 13
I assume op was smoking weed, cuz you can't be ticketed for smoking cigarettes no matter how old you are, it's only illegal to sell tobacco to minors not possession
KupkakeKitten 8
Maybe you shouldn't smoke?
rorex 26
You wouldn't get a ticket or have to get your parents to have to pick you up for smoking