Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
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Lalalaura03 1
And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,
jallee 1
I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.
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Comments (115)
Acousticpixie14 6
I never said I was trying to get anybody to quit, did I? And yes, she DOES deserve it for smoking. She obviously wasn't supposed to be doing it. The only reason her drunk father showed up was because she was caught smoking in the first place. This entire situation would have been avoided if she had just been doing what she was supposed to in the first place. Also, true it does not say she was smoking a cigarette, but typically "smoking" refers to a cigarette. Usually one says they were smoking something else if it indeed was something else.
SMD_123 0
hahahaha who cares if this kid smokes everyone who's hatin can SMD
bigantennaemay 3
way to go yourself, take responsibility for your own actions. your father wouldn't have almost hit the police car if you hadn't a been smoking, so it's still your fault. Don't pass the blame off onto others, that's a real douchebag move, there.
Kevin5475845 15
he shouldn't drive drunk at all so no. it's his fault
kei1108 13
that sucks. but you shouldn't have been smoking in the first place. worst decision ever.
flairknocks 2
some people find smoking a quick and easy way to relieve stress. I don't think it's the best way for such a task, but it's what a lot of people turn to. people wouldnt do it if it didn't work. I smoke around final exam time because I often only get enough time for a 10-15 minute break and it definitely relaxes my mind. a few bogies here and there will never hurt you.
Public_Enemy 1
**** your life for living in a country where you can get tickets for smoking xD LMFAO
Acousticpixie14 6
Actually it does hurt you. Not nearly as much as being a lifetime smoker who fits in a couple of packs a day, but it does hurt you. You have a much lower chance of suffering from any of the things listed, but smoking just one cigarette puts you at higher risk. It's really quite sad.
nineiron457 1
yet just about every comment you post has a negative review if Americans are hated then so are you welcome to the party jackass
nineiron457 1
that was for bloc party
MiGman 5
hahaha sucks to be you. in bc Canada they don't give tickets like that they just let kids go most of the time
xleanne_aLly 23
shiiit i live in Canada and this cop let me a bit off him.