Love: Today, a guy who likes me a little too much, and who I asked...

By helprelou - 29/06/2016 22:12 - France - La Chevroli?re

Today, a guy who likes me a little too much, and who I asked to tone his advances down a little, sent me a message on Twitter, Facebook and by text message to apologize. FML

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By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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Clear and precise

By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 23:02 - Canada

Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML

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What do you want from me?

By charapos - 28/11/2021 08:01

Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML

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By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

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By needfulthing - 19/11/2010 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML

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Take a number

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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Mixed signals, mixed results

By Anonymous - 07/09/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML

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Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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TeraBaap 21

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:30

That sucks, OP. I mean, how could he forget to email?

tayjb17 15

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:22

I guess he is very very very sorry

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tayjb17 15

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:22

I guess he is very very very sorry

Mauskau 35

Thursday 30 June 2016 17:37

A guy did the same to me, but he also drove an hour to give me a card, present and to try and talk to me to tell me how much he liked me and he wished I liked him the same way. He even got a new number to send me messages hoping I wouldn't ignore them because I didn't know who it was. Finally left me alone now though.

HoboMeth 33

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:26

Well at least he knows to back down when being needy

ShortieRose 30

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:26

Maybe all of his accounts are linked somehow?

trellz17 19

Thursday 30 June 2016 21:02

It doesn't work like that.

ShortieRose 30

Friday 1 July 2016 0:22

Okay, thanks for letting me know. My neices have the Facebook and Twitter linked.... so I was not sure if others could be as well.

sanahs 12

Friday 1 July 2016 1:48

Facebook and Twitter can be linked, only by the things you post, not by the messages you send. These are still seperate. Same goes for other social media that might be linked.

TeraBaap 21

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:30

That sucks, OP. I mean, how could he forget to email?

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:46

And send a carrier-pigeon, and a telegram. And sky-writing's always good if you want to make a statement. This guy really isn't making an effort, is he!

SquilliamFancy 15

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:31

While I do agree it's flattering to be adored by the public, as I usually am, this is taking "adoration" a little too far. Maybe try reciprocating what he's doing to you? Send him those auto texts five or six or thirteen times a day, all with the same obscure word... (I suggest moist. I hate the word moist). Find him on every social media outlet he has and do the same thing! Hell, if this kid has an AIM, send messages to that. And, if all else fails, sign him up for Cat Facts. I'm sure he'll get the point after receiving pictures nonstop of *******.