Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
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Lalalaura03 1
And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,
jallee 1
I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.
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Comments (115)
poisoniv 4
it's not cigarettes you idiots. OP is talking about weed.
IHeartJimi02 0
I was thinking it was for weed at first too but we don't really know. I'm assuming op is underage since her dad had to pick her up. She could have been caught smoking cigarettes and receive a ticket since she is under 18.
j_cat187 20
ganja bus?
rockinpop 0
Despite what alot of you lads think, smokings cool, until your 30's then it's pretty sad. It's handy socially, it's good for keeping track of time (e.g, this ******* late, I'll have one more fag and then I'm off)
bms1996 12
you're an idiot.what the hell is cool about slowly dying??
FailChris 0
Lol @ all the whinging about smoking. It's a life choice, people. Get off your high horse already. Didn't Jesus say 'he who has no sin should throw the first stone' (or something?) Take a look at yourselves before you judge others.
Acousticpixie14 6
Just because you don't like smoking doesn't mean that you're being self righteous.
allmidnighteyes 11
We're all going to die anyway, whether it be from cancer, old age, getting shot by Sarah Palin, or some crazy sex-related accident. I personally don't smoke anymore, but if someone wants to smoke, I'm not going to care, and neither should you. It's not like OP is walking up to you and blowing smoke in your face.
Acousticpixie14 6
You're right, she's not. She was, however, smoking while she was driving. Meaning that now every person and animal that gets into that car is going to be exposed to third hand smoke. Also...the only thing I have said about OP in this entire comment section was that she deserved it. I never made any judgments on her as a person based on the fact that she smokes.
rockinpop 0
She never said she was driving.
Acousticpixie14 6
blocparty, I have come to the conclusion that you are a moron. Why would I want to discuss anything with you? 1) Your grammar is so atrocious I have to actually focus to understand what you are saying. 2) "Smoking is bad/unhealthy" is not an opinion...it's a fact, therefore, there is no discussion. It would just be an endless cycle of me repeating myself. 3) Your picture is disgusting.
Lolzords 11
You can get a ticket for smoking? In England you're not supposed to smoke until you're 18 but the police just ignore you, there's more important things they could be doing.
blocparty 0
HAHAHA :) you need a ciggarette, take one its on me.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
69 - Please, give us a good, legitimate, research-approved reason to start smoking so that you don't look more like an ass.
blocparty 0
Americans... I dont see how they can wonder why they're hated.
blahblahblah5_x 13
Ouch!