Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
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Lalalaura03 1
And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,
jallee 1
I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.
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Comments (115)
Acousticpixie14 6
Well, I am not masochistic or suicidal, so why on Earth would I take a cigarette from you? Oh, that's right...I wouldn't, because I actually give two ***** about my health.
blocparty 0
I'm done talking to you. Your logic is seriously flawed. Did you even read what you wrote? "YDI for smoking." Irellevant the fact that the guy was smoking the real FML was in the fact that his dad then came along drunk to aid him. Dumbass, hope you read this before my comment is deleted by people who know I am right but reject the truth and are just plain stubborn. Oh and by the way, do you really think anyone is going to quit smoking because of your åcomment on FML? Seriously?
jayemdoubleyou 1
Looks like the apple didn't fall far from that tree.
diesel42o 0
haha i kinda had sumthin like that happen. smoke up!
dreadbeat69 12
How was your dad supposed to know that you were gonna be a stupid ******** and get a ticket for smoking while he was getting drunk? He didn't do anything wrong. YDI.
IHeartJimi02 0
He drove drunk to get her. I'd say that's Wong.
shadow1917 0
well most likely he was at a school smoking and the sro's prolly stopped him back when I was young and dumb tht shit happened to me all the time ( minus my dad picking me up drunk) lol but still just because the op smokes doesn't give any of u ******* a right to judge their actions we all do stupid shit get over it.
stonergirl411 0
who said ANYTHING about it being a cigarette? maybe she was smoking pot. You get a ticket for having that shit on you if its not more than an ounce.
burns_daniel 0
Kinda sounds like hanna montana to me...and her awesome dad...lol
blahblahblah5_x 13
How on EARTH is that like Hannah Montana ?
kilo4321 1
shallow genes..