Money, Health and Transportation: Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had...

By Anonymous - 07/10/2018 12:00

Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML

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You deserved it 4 386

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By ApparentlyBadDriver - 25/06/2015 10:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I got into a fight with my parents when they called me a bad driver. Imagine their smugness when I had to call them two hours later and tell them that I drove into a pole. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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By why me?? - 07/08/2013 04:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 14 433

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 267

You deserved it 2 651

By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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You deserved it 2 224

By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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You deserved it 4 134

By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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You deserved it 17 848

Hell no

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was, "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

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You deserved it 8 934

By brokeasajoke - 11/11/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML

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You deserved it 3 290

coolmike699 26

Sunday 7 October 2018 13:01

There is no scenario where you don't deserve this.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 27 September 2018 16:32

Time to stop drinking/doing drugs. If your mom had the foresight to see you were going to end up in an accident like this, you might have a problem.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 27 September 2018 16:32

Time to stop drinking/doing drugs. If your mom had the foresight to see you were going to end up in an accident like this, you might have a problem.

coolmike699 26

Sunday 7 October 2018 13:01

There is no scenario where you don't deserve this.

silentbabydeer 10

Sunday 7 October 2018 14:54

Nothing about this is FML worthy because you deserve it. The person who has the FML worthy is the owner of the car that you hit.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Sunday 7 October 2018 15:04

What if you'd hit and killed someone who did nothing wrong Scumbag

Quasita 26

Sunday 7 October 2018 16:04

So... you had the good fortune of benefiting from being on your parents' car insurance, possibly not even having to *pay* for the car insurance... which means that the car isn't titled in your name only either, because you can't insure someone else's car, so they either co-signed for you or helped you get a break with your premiums by putting themselves on the hook for your taxes and registration... and you're stupid enough to drive under the influence? And you want people to feel bad for you because your mom thinks you're a dumbass and knew that doing all that for you was a bad idea? You so deserve the crap they give you for this.

kev1029 22

Monday 8 October 2018 8:58

You can totally be on your parent's insurance while the car is titled to you

mikbrooke 25

Monday 8 October 2018 13:23

i used to have a car registered in my name, but the insurance was under my parents with me listed as an additional driver.

cbchawks 14

Monday 8 October 2018 17:31

troll-berry-crunch. get some friends loser

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 7 October 2018 16:07

Today a drunk driver hit my car. That would be an FML.

Phillycheeze 20

Sunday 7 October 2018 17:43

Grow up !!!!! As Red would say,"DUMBASS!!!!"

acmariner99 25

Sunday 7 October 2018 17:47

I have have zero sympathy if you were actually drinking and got into a crash. In fact I have less than zero. No check that, I hate your guts. You could have killed someone. Get help.

RoadRunnerZ 13

Sunday 7 October 2018 18:33

Why remove you from the insurance

1gullible_bugger 34

Sunday 7 October 2018 20:23

because clearly he shouldn't be driving because he's not responsible. and if he's on his parent's insurance, it's going to drive that up. it would be far better if he had his own insurance so he can suffer his own consequences, not his parents!