And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,

I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.

UMADBRO?

Yeah, no kidding. I see no benefit. None whatsoever. You do realize that hundreds of thousands people DIE in one year alone, just from smoking. Not to mention all of the effects of second hand and third hand smoke. One out of every two lifetime smokers will die from it. Half of those will die in middle age. It causes several different forms of cancer...mouth, throat, lungs, etc. Every time you smoke a cigarette, it raises your heart rate and blood pressure. That's putting a lot of strain on your blood vessels and your heart. This can cause heart attacks and strokes. It slows your blood flow, cutting off oxygen to your feet and hands. Some smokers end up having their limbs amputated. A 20 a day smoker breathes in a whole cup of tar in a year. Changing to low-tar cigarettes does not help much because smokers usually take deeper puffs and hold the smoke in for longer, dragging the tar deeper into their lungs. Carbon monoxide robs your body of oxygen, making your whole body and especially your heart work harder. Over time, your airways swell up and let less air into your lungs., causing your body to work even harder. Smoking is a very slow, very painful way to die. Emphysema is an illness that slowly rots your lungs. People with emphysema often get bronchitis again and again, and suffer lung and heart failure. Men who smoke are ten times more likely to die from lung cancer than non-smokers. Smoking causes fat deposits to narrow and block blood vessels which leads to heart attack. Smoking causes around one in five deaths from heart disease. In younger people, three out of four deaths from heart disease are due to smoking. Cigarette smoking during pregnancy increases the risk of low birth weight, prematurity, spontaneous abortion, and perinatal mortality in humans, which has been referred to as the fetal tobacco syndrome. And that's just the health issues...that's got nothing to do with how you're spending hundreds of dollars a year to smell bad, have ugly teeth, and be a grouch whenever you can't get your fix. And yeah, I have asthma AND am allergic to tobacco. Oh and my best friend smokes and agrees that there is no profit from it, unless you look at what it might be doing for the economy.

All reasons to start smoking are retarded. And you are a complete moron for stating otherwise.

Smoking Kills:(

is this your idea of family bonding?

Thats pretty much what he said.

Cool, i'm gonna go light up. Oh, and by the way man, if I go and get hit by a bus tomorrow I can say my life has been wellspent. Now for all those, including you, people who have a problem with all the effects of smoking and passive smoking, please send me an email at [email protected]

Wow, I don't know if this is an FML for your dad showing up drunk or a YDI for smoking ... Congratulations, you've stumped me

none of that woulda happened if u werent smoking. its all ur fault, and isnt an fml at all

At last the cop probably understood why you smoke when your dad pulled up.