Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
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Top comments
Lalalaura03 1
And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,
jallee 1
I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.
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Comments (115)
angela3222 0
Lol, I got cousins that live in Utah.... Yah they would do something like that...
Hawkcody1958 1
smoking is ggrreeaaaaat
randiZ25 0
I was thinking the same thing.. I'm seeing something peeking.. I didn't even read the comments I was just looking at the profile pic lol
Decodedman 1
Smoking gives you an excuse to take 20x as many breaks at works than non smokers. Plus, smoking cures syphillis.
bms1996 12
50. yes,those are the only reasons to smoke but the reasons NOT to smoke are alot more than reasons to smoke
Anthil 0
Just saying... it's actually only illegal to BUY cigarettes in minnesota not illegal to use them. Same as most places. Go stupid laws that are broken!
TXjuggalo972 6
isn't 44s pic violating a code of conduct rule?
Anthil 0
It's actually only illegal to BUY cigarettes in Utah not illegal to use them under the age of 18 so... ya.... corrupt laws are fun! oh and this is fake.
TXjuggalo972 6
isn't 44s pic violating a code of conduct rule?
Cass3m0 0
I imagine your dad getting the call and being like "AHMIGAWD! You in trouble? >:0 Daddy to rescue! Whoooooosh! *falls* Ow."
dragster_fml 0
dont blame your dad for youre problems idiot