By Liar Liar - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 810
You deserved it 28 854

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ydi for being so self conscious you need to lie, say you're not pregnant and she feels awful

I'm curious as to why you were in the baby department if you're not pregnant?

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Liar liar pants on fire...umm...was trying to think of something but I fail haha

You're not the only fat person in the US.. if you don't like being fat, which you clearly don't, get of your ass and do summin 'bout it! Good luck(:

who said anything about being fat??

well obviously someone thought OP was pregnant.. and when you are pregnant you ain't exactly skinny marge

Well, the woman was probably only asking because she was shopping in the baby department.

hanging from a telephone wire

haha fatty

Supergirl no one cares what you say, as long as you are a Justin lover. We walk away -_-

Justin bieber isn't even real !! quit Watching cartoons

What's a beaver look like? Well, it looks kinda like a girl, and it chew on wood.

liar liar plants for hire! (@fml)

12-year olds named "supergirl" with Justin beiber as their picture really shouldn't be on fml...

ydi for being so self conscious you need to lie, say you're not pregnant and she feels awful

OP deserves it for being a push over. I would of asked the lady if she wants to feel the baby kick... then I'll punch her in the mouth

nah o.o I agree with 2 [:

Correction, she doesn't feel awful- she feels awkward and the OP feels awful after having been reminded of how overweight she is.

80- if you were any sort of a human being you'd feel awful for saying something like that

Imagine if OP was actually a guy...

hahaha wow that just sucks!!

I'm curious as to why you were in the baby department if you're not pregnant?

It's cute to walk through there sometimes and look at all the little shoes and things :) Of course, she could have been shopping for a present for a friend or coworker or family member. It's unfortunate when they leave these things out!

baby showers, or maybe a baby's birthday. think before you comment. ;P

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fat people still get the love. certain men dig fat chicks, they are nicknamed 'chubby-chasers' and also just cos you're big don't mean you won't get no one.

Well, she could have been shopping for a gift.

Ever think she knew someone else that's having a baby. Jeez.

Maybe she already has a baby…

shopping for someone else. my SIL and a bunch of my cousins got pregnant long before I did

Aren't you a dick #28

I like looking at the cute little clothing and shoes.

Maybe she's an aunt or something?

so there's no such thing as buying someone a gift who has a baby ?

YDI for being a liar.

just for matters of staying logical: "ydi" means "you deserve it". the fml part is being asked when she is due. so she can't have deserved it for lying, unless you follow some kind of damn uncool religion.

Actually her lying is a major part of the FML, and I'm pretty sure most if not all major religions condemn lying in a situation like this...

Cutie pie is cuhuute

then why where you shopping there

baby shower? relatives?

well damn girl :( go to the gym, get some loving, and start feelin like the beautiful woman you are!!!

well. that sucks.

Were you shopping for someone else?

I tell myself I won't do this but mint... you are gorgeous love that is all

I have no sympathy for people who are so overweight they look pregnant. Sort yourself out.

totally agree

I hope 14 ends up with one of those diseases that causes you to be extremely obese and you can't do anything about it. I wouldn't have any sympathy for her.

#14: Few people are "so overweight" they look pregnant. The more overweight they are, the more they look just overweight. It's more likely OP isn't that obese but has a pot belly or something.

#14 I don't feel sorry for UGLY bitches likes you.

#14: Uh yeah... that comment was just a little uncalled for... please learn to think before you type. God, stupid people make my head hurt...

way to be an insenitive bitch 14!! ur obviously an unhappy person considering the fact tht theres FTW next to ur name, im guessin that doesnt stand for "for the win"!! correct me if im wrong!! but tht doesnt mean its ok to say fucked up shit just bkus u hate ur life!! or as ur headline says FTW!!

54 - You're a moron. FTW does stand for "for the win"... it doesn't stand for "fuck the world" as you're implying. She's conceited, as it appears through her name (Anne For The Win). Nothing about her comment implies she hates the world and/or her life. 14 - That was rude. Not all of them can help it. You could have worded that better; I do agree that those who can help themselves should. It makes me facepalm, for lack of a better phrase, when they don't because it simply means they're lazy. I do, however, feel sorry for those who genuinely can't lose the weight. Those people are few and far between, though.

#14, if someone's a little overweight, at least it's possible for them to hit the gym and work on it (if they even want to, some people are comfortable with who they are, as I'm sure you are not). However, people like you can't fix the ignorance that plagues them. Remember everyone, you can fix "fat," or "ugly," but you can't fix stupid(:

14: Your stupidity amazes me. You must be young (judging from your immaturity), and when you're young, you don't really get fat unless you were born that way. Then when you hit your 40's, or get pregnant, you gain weight and it gets EXTREMELY difficult to stay in shape. I hope your stupidity kills you. We don't need idiots like you to breed.

You can't fix stupidity, but ignorance can be fixed.

I find it interesting that when a female bitches about fat women, they get berated and other commenters tell her what a hideous whorebitch she is. But when any of the guys on here make sexist comments and say things like, "No one wants to fuck a fattie," it gets nothing but "LOLZ ikr?!" from other commenters. Just an observation.

I didn't show too much when I was 4 months pregnant. I just had a little lump. Just because she didn't look anorexic doesn't mean she was fat.