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Liar liar pants on fire...umm...was trying to think of something but I fail haha
You're not the only fat person in the US.. if you don't like being fat, which you clearly don't, get of your ass and do summin 'bout it! Good luck(:
well obviously someone thought OP was pregnant.. and when you are pregnant you ain't exactly skinny marge
hanging from a telephone wire
haha fatty
Justin bieber isn't even real !! quit Watching cartoons
12-year olds named "supergirl" with Justin beiber as their picture really shouldn't be on fml...
ydi for being so self conscious you need to lie, say you're not pregnant and she feels awful
80- if you were any sort of a human being you'd feel awful for saying something like that
Imagine if OP was actually a guy...
hahaha wow that just sucks!!
I'm curious as to why you were in the baby department if you're not pregnant?
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Show it anywayfat people still get the love. certain men dig fat chicks, they are nicknamed 'chubby-chasers' and also just cos you're big don't mean you won't get no one.
**** you.!
shopping for someone else. my SIL and a bunch of my cousins got pregnant long before I did
Aren't you a dick #28
I like looking at the cute little clothing and shoes.
Maybe she's an aunt or something?
YDI for being a liar.
Actually her lying is a major part of the FML, and I'm pretty sure most if not all major religions condemn lying in a situation like this...
Cutie pie is cuhuute
then why where you shopping there
well. that sucks.
I tell myself I won't do this but mint... you are gorgeous love that is all
I have no sympathy for people who are so overweight they look pregnant. Sort yourself out.
totally agree
I hope 14 ends up with one of those diseases that causes you to be extremely obese and you can't do anything about it. I wouldn't have any sympathy for her.
#14: Few people are "so overweight" they look pregnant. The more overweight they are, the more they look just overweight. It's more likely OP isn't that obese but has a pot belly or something.
#14: Uh yeah... that comment was just a little uncalled for... please learn to think before you type. God, stupid people make my head hurt...
way to be an insenitive bitch 14!! ur obviously an unhappy person considering the fact tht theres FTW next to ur name, im guessin that doesnt stand for "for the win"!! correct me if im wrong!! but tht doesnt mean its ok to say ****** up shit just bkus u hate ur life!! or as ur headline says FTW!!
54 - You're a moron. FTW does stand for "for the win"... it doesn't stand for "**** the world" as you're implying. She's conceited, as it appears through her name (Anne For The Win). Nothing about her comment implies she hates the world and/or her life. 14 - That was rude. Not all of them can help it. You could have worded that better; I do agree that those who can help themselves should. It makes me facepalm, for lack of a better phrase, when they don't because it simply means they're lazy. I do, however, feel sorry for those who genuinely can't lose the weight. Those people are few and far between, though.
#14, if someone's a little overweight, at least it's possible for them to hit the gym and work on it (if they even want to, some people are comfortable with who they are, as I'm sure you are not). However, people like you can't fix the ignorance that plagues them. Remember everyone, you can fix "fat," or "ugly," but you can't fix stupid(:
14: Your stupidity amazes me. You must be young (judging from your immaturity), and when you're young, you don't really get fat unless you were born that way. Then when you hit your 40's, or get pregnant, you gain weight and it gets EXTREMELY difficult to stay in shape. I hope your stupidity kills you. We don't need idiots like you to breed.
I find it interesting that when a female bitches about fat women, they get berated and other commenters tell her what a hideous whorebitch she is. But when any of the guys on here make sexist comments and say things like, "No one wants to **** a fattie," it gets nothing but "LOLZ ikr?!" from other commenters. Just an observation.
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ydi for being so self conscious you need to lie, say you're not pregnant and she feels awful
I'm curious as to why you were in the baby department if you're not pregnant?