By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27

Keep an eye out for the guy outside your work, he might be waiting for you. And maybe look into getting another job if that's how your supervisors treat people. Either way, good luck!

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llama612 27

Sounds like your managers are just asking to get sued or fired. They deliberately put you in harms way, it is obvious this guy had problems he could be seriously dangerous yet because they wanted a few chuckles they stood back and watched. The guy should have been thrown out of the store straight away and the police should have been called. I feel for ya OP. You should put in a complaint to their bosses I'm sure they would love to hear how your managers let a drunken homeless chase you around the store screaming, not only did it put you at risk but it would have cost the business customers because who's going to go into a store with a drunken lunatic in it.

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Futacy 29

Sorry, OP. But you can't really blame them, this is pretty damn funny! xD xD xD xD btw Popye, really? wow, you just ruined my childhood in a single comment. :'(

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fistnazal 10

Now, I could be wrong... But I'm not so sure Popeye literally had one eye? I think he just permanently had a scowl on his face because he was a bad ass

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

Sounds more like the homeless guy from Florida who got part of his face eaten, he only has one eye, ( yes i know he is dead)

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Keep an eye out for the guy outside your work, he might be waiting for you. And maybe look into getting another job if that's how your supervisors treat people. Either way, good luck!

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d_unsub 12

I don't know if you meant it cos your comment seems pure and honest but I can't help to notice the double meaning. Keep an eye? sounds like a great plan lol

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Actually, I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out lol

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MormonPornstar 7

So... thats how he lost it. You just went ahead and pointed it out without even thinking.

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FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Time to call the police.

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MarisaCB 16

It is funny! But also freaky... sounds like he wants your booty!

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Javee 17

Well, pirates are known to be chasin' after booty a lot.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

From the way it sounds, this could definitely escalate. If you get off work in the dark, have someone else walk you out to your car just in case. And be careful.

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gc327072 30

And she should bring a sword, since this guy sounds like a pirate.

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Sinamoi 18

If OP is will to to give...compensation, I will be more than happy to offer my services as a ninja.

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flutter4 7

If the co workers wouldn't stick up for her she should have called the cops herself. I bet her co workers would feel awful if something bad had happened to her from this situation.

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Draxanoth 15

Even homeless people need some luvin, I'm sure he was tired of palmalhanderson.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

He was a one-eyed, one-horny, flying, purple pussy eater.

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Kallian_fml 21

I think you secretly liked the attention. ;)

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BellaBelle_fml 23

If that were the case, we wouldn't be reading this FML. Plus, who would seriously enjoy that sort of attention?

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Kallian_fml 21

It was a joke. I failed obviously. That means it's time for sleep.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

At least you admitted defeat, I give you kuddos for not whining about all the thumbs down like some people tend to do.

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KandiHybrid 6

Yeah guys, sexual harassment is SO funny! Learn to take a joke! /sarcasm

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