It's gonna be alright

By Babyhazy - 05/06/2016 21:52 - Australia - South Yarra

Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2 month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk whenever they make a noise. My fridge started beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, "It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright." FML
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ScratchCatPower 32

"Hush little fridgey don't you cry, food loves you and so do I."

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Kidd_Ant 18

Well at least we know you are one of the most caring parents in the world.

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Allornone 35

The fridge needs love too.

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Kidd_Ant 18

Well at least we know you are one of the most caring parents in the world.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Yes, and hopefully OP has a partner to help take care of the baby because it sounds to me like OP needs a nap.

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Nilorak 24

Did you offer the fridge a pacifier?

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ScratchCatPower 32

"Hush little fridgey don't you cry, food loves you and so do I."

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james_logan 19

Rockabye fridgey on the kitchen floor... I get so happy when I open your door...

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Tejanoswhy 19

Who else sang this in Eminem's voice

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WarMachine68 24

I did, #11. stiffen that upper lip up.

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Bzu123 8

if you don't love the fridge who will?

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RodzillaX 30

As long as you don't abandon your precious appliances. The Brave Little Toaster ruined my childhood. Best of luck with your offspring though.

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weveallbeenthere 30

at about the 4 month time frame, you go for long drives to sooth the kid, no particular place, just drive. at 6 months you end up at the hospital wondering if something is physically or mentally wrong.

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laden_swallow09 34

With you, or the kid?

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Le_ponderer 14

It's a totally acceptable mummy-brain syndrome. My aunt started to order a meal in that baby-talk voice, before she realised it and corrected herself.

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may14th 26

My mom did she often rocked random things without noticing. Like, she was once on line at the store holding a box of diapers rocking it until someone sled what she was doing.

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ljennette25 12

My first had me that way too. I guess I was crazy to have two more, but I got lucky and they weren't nearly as needy.

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james_logan 19

You have 3 fridges?

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Sasquatch7788 6

been there. trust me it gets better

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MisstressNicole 20

When? I'm at the 6 month mark and now I can't put her down. She screams like a banshee every time I do.

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