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By jordyn173 / Sunday 8 April 2012 03:19 / United States - Oklahoma City
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By  Kikitann  |  9

Not sure about you, but I'd dump his ass.

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By  Kikitann  |  9

Not sure about you, but I'd dump his ass.

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On the other hand, maybe he was her ride home... :/

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  The_Weirdo  |  10

I know how to get him back. Have passionate sex with the camera guy in your ex-boyfriend's bed.

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  icallbullshit  |  3

Yeah 51, Because violence is cool.

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  Jaxx66  |  21

-40 I'm sure she could have found another way home, she shouldn't suck up just for a ride especially seeing that. -132 violence is cool in movies and when it's against people who flat out made a fool of you in public. I'm very sure his and her family both were watching, at least someone who will tell the others.

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  norotors  |  16

I would have leaned over and made it a three-way!

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  mmorgan9218  |  5

169- “Anyone who clings to the historically untrue -- and -- thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never solves anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler would referee. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor; and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.”

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  thgiL  |  9

301- the figure heads you have mentioned used violence as a way to solve their problems, but nothing was solved wars were started and after the wars more problems were started (I.e more racism after hitlers reign.) not one of these men ever actually settled any problem, wars area out religion/beliefs etc. but we still argue over them every day because violence hasn't solved anything. Sure you can be a successful strategist for war but that doesn't mean you solved anything...

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  mmorgan9218  |  5

violence begets violence yet a passive nature hardly does any more or less to challenge violence. peaceful protests and passive marches beget violence as well. Wars are seldom won with diplomacy and the issues those wars are about only have diplomatic endings when one side suffers serious casualties

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  eddeeezzyy  |  19

Lmao it's like while the cam is on, the tololol song is playing! :D

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  Guren  |  0

I said it once and I'll say it again.. 1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE

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OP should stop complaing you cant not kiss on the kiss cam. Kiss Cam Knows All.ALL GLORY TO THE KISS CAM!!!

By  xvenom7  |  0

Well played sir, next stop, apology lie…

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  xvenom7  |  0

Well obviously she's not keeping him wanting to stay in the relationship, maybe OP is a bitch to his boyfriend and he wants I get her back, but OP is just making it sound like he's the bad guy, ALL bitches do it, experience...

By  Pixie333  |  6

It probably didn't mean anything.... Hopefully.

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  ClassyCommando  |  13

Means OP's boyfriend's a douche. If It was the other way around, if OP kissed an attractive guy on the kiss cam everyone would be furious. People seem to expect much more of women. It seems like a bit of a double standard.

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  Laurenlou  |  24

It wouldn't matter if it "meant something." OP's hopefully EX-boyfriend cheated on her right in front of her! That should either require a long talk, or a harsh breakup for the guy!!

By  xxmuzicfreakxx  |  5

Well it would be rude not to kiss during the kiss cam....

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  ycrem0n  |  20

Get boo'd and have food be thrown on him < Kiss pretty girl OP= (ಠ益ಠ)

By  waresjake  |  3

I still love you

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  muzy  |  23

8- Now that people are clocking on you'll have to start being a little bit more creative. perhaps you should express your love in different languages.

By  ManUrLifeSucks  |  1

Did u make him a sandwich right before the game? =P

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  Shrike  |  22

As a civilized human being (HAHAHA!), I've gotta say that shit was never really very funny. You missed the fact the last amount of humor in it pretty much died out years ago, so I'm just being a nice guy and telling you this shit for your own good so you don't continue to look like a fucking idiot waving his micro-cock in the air and decorating his house like a cave from the "good old days." Thank me later, jackass.

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I dont see why ppl like u take it so seriously... Its a joke, srry if i offended sumbody but its a joke, life isnt fun if u take everything so seriousy.

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  Shrike  |  22

The only joke here is your spelling. If it's a choice between you telling that one or telling disrespectful, sexist "jokes," I guess I'm FUCKED no matter which I choose. Whatever. Say something funny, or not offensive to your mother's sex, and I might laugh.

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I'm sorry all of you grammer nazis, i apologize for using texting lingos and shortcuts. This is an FML blog, not English class. By the way, using shortcuts like ppl is not bad its just a short cut. Some people dont want to spend all of their time typing into a phone. Did you like my spelling DUMBASS?

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Like "sumbody" and "somebody" ? Its just a habit from texting. I honestly dont understand why people would get mad, if you can read it i see no problem with it..

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  lifeguardd  |  0

Yooo 67 who gives a [email protected] what these kids say. That "nice guy" is a pussy ass kid who ain't getting none. Get at my spelling.

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  The_Weirdo  |  10

I honestly don't like it when people use texting acronyms, but I accept it and try not to complain too much, but acronyms in conjunction with shitty spelling makes your sentence look bad, and you look like an idiot. Call me grammar nazi if you will, but you are just making yourself look even more like a douch by not only using an outdated, disrespectful joke, but trying to pass your poor sentence off as "texting lingo". (I wrote all of this on my phone, by the way, didn't take that long.)

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You must be stupid. No one talks like that to look cool. Ppl talk like this cus it is quicker to get ur point across. You think i come here, and type like that to make myself look cool... I certainly do not come here to make myself look cool. I come here to read some funny FML's. And idk where the idea came from that i think i look cool by using lol, idk, btw, and all the other shortcuts.

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Aight i get your point. Lol i really dont wanna continue this anymore.. Yeah sorry everyone i made a bad joke, and my grammar skills were not the best. Btw sorry Kayla for being a douche.

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  Wisc  |  0

I'm pretty sure the commenting policy for FML states: "- TXT language and out of context comments are forbidden." 'Short Cuts' like 'ppl' are TXT language.

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  alissaa16  |  0

I completely agree with you I don't see why people keep down voting you.. It's like it's bad that you're trying to be yourself. Hun don't try making everybody happy because some people will never be happy.. Especially that guy that was being a douche the first time.. I mean it was a joke after all.

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  MikeDa1Da  |  14

All of this bitching by feminists and grammar nazis never got the original question answered. Did OP make her boyfriend a sandwich?

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  Metal_Chick  |  15

Yes, the joke was lame. But this "You have to write perfect like me!" is ridiculous. It's like a stand up comic said, "Americans don't have real problems, they create them by being bothered by worthless shit."

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  FUSRODAHSPREE  |  8

Truly 28- if u can't take a joke with ur fucktarded policy of hating stupid people u can truly go and eat a dick for all I care it's sad how far people fall into a boring life

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  noncom  |  12

#170 Ok, I am just curious metal chick. On your profile, last sentence, were you just kidding or are you serious? Like are you really a satanist or do you just not believe in God?

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  geerod22  |  5

There's a time and place for using incorrect grammar and spelling, and I don't believe using it on FML should warrant 30+ nasty comments. If someone has a problem with his joke, then tell him, there's no need to critique his typing just for the hell of it. I doubt he uses that grammar on job applications or other documents of that sort, and if he does, so be it. Why should anyone care about this guy's life. For all we know he's got a job and is happy with it, and if not, there's nothing we can do about it. By the way, FML is an great website with great moderators, I'm sure they would delete his comment if they found it overly offensive or grammatically unreadable.

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  omarzrgz  |  3

What is wrong with you people? Seriously. You have nothing better to do than to make a big deal bout someone being lazy on their typing? It's not the end of the world.

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