FML : Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have...

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

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You deserved it

By DrunkParents / Tuesday 31 March 2015 23:32 / United States - Billings

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By HeroZeroPlayer | 20

#6249479 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:58

wtf is up with fml? the fmls are like not corrected before post anymore? like in this one there's a random loool???

By Steffi3 | 40

#6249481 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:00

Tell them 'Sorry, kids aren't allowed to sell alcohol'

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By Schala360 | 26

#6249477 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:55

you still showed them where the booze were right?

Wutdafuqq | 24

#6249649 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 14:38

*You (sentences start with a capital)

*was

Schala360 | 26

#6249756 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:20

im just keeping up with the fml april fools style bro:), no need to be a cunt

By HeroZeroPlayer | 20

#6249479 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:58

wtf is up with fml? the fmls are like not corrected before post anymore? like in this one there's a random loool???

KornyKid | 20

#6249485 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:02

im guessing its for april fools.

TrippingOnAcid | 29

#6249488 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:07

Press Random, they've done it to literally every FML. That's dedication, I applaud you all

HeroZeroPlayer | 20

#6249491 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:09

i have now realized the joke. such dedication i have to say.

myselfkk | 20

#6249586 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 13:21

fml staff is doing it on purpose...april fool

By Steffi3 | 40

#6249481 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:00

Tell them 'Sorry, kids aren't allowed to sell alcohol'

By englacobain | 14

#6249482 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:01

Why would it be funny if they weren't your parents?

By AndyPurdy | 30

#6249483 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:01

you have some fucked up parents,tell em to stop drinking so much

By zyzy92 | 8

#6249484 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:02

Only in Montana...

By MrConcise | 34

#6249489 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:08

I'm going to make a positive comment assuring OP that everything is okay, entirely lacking any context! Am I doing this April Fool's thing right?

By pineapples53 | 18

#6249492 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:10

The grammar is wrong because it's an April fools joke.

By Pluiscyam | 13

#6249497 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:14

Hupay April fouls day !

By abbyade | 21

#6249521 - Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:41

Lol..were you drunk when writing up this fml?

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