By DrunkParents - 31/03/2015 23:32 - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
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HeroZeroPlayer 22

wtf is up with fml? the fmls are like not corrected before post anymore? like in this one there's a random loool???

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Steffi3 40

Tell them 'Sorry, kids aren't allowed to sell alcohol'

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Schala360 27

you still showed them where the booze were right?

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Wutdafuqq 24

*You (sentences start with a capital) *was

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Schala360 27

im just keeping up with the fml april fools style bro:), no need to be a ****

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HeroZeroPlayer 22

wtf is up with fml? the fmls are like not corrected before post anymore? like in this one there's a random loool???

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KornyKid 20

im guessing its for april fools.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Press Random, they've done it to literally every FML. That's dedication, I applaud you all

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HeroZeroPlayer 22

i have now realized the joke. such dedication i have to say.

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myselfkk 20

fml staff is doing it on purpose...april fool

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Steffi3 40

Tell them 'Sorry, kids aren't allowed to sell alcohol'

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englacobain 14

Why would it be funny if they weren't your parents?

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AndyPurdy 31

you have some ****** up parents,tell em to stop drinking so much

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MrConcise 34

I'm going to make a positive comment assuring OP that everything is okay, entirely lacking any context! Am I doing this April Fool's thing right?

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pineapples53 18

The grammar is wrong because it's an April fools joke.

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abbyade 21

Lol..were you drunk when writing up this fml?

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