By DrunkParents - 31/03/2015 23:32 - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
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HeroZeroPlayer 22
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wtf is up with fml? the fmls are like not corrected before post anymore? like in this one there's a random loool???

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Steffi3 40

Tell them 'Sorry, kids aren't allowed to sell alcohol'

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Schala360 27
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you still showed them where the booze were right?

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Wutdafuqq 24
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*You (sentences start with a capital) *was

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Schala360 27
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im just keeping up with the fml april fools style bro:), no need to be a cunt

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HeroZeroPlayer 22
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wtf is up with fml? the fmls are like not corrected before post anymore? like in this one there's a random loool???

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KornyKid 20

im guessing its for april fools.

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TrippingOnAcid 29
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Press Random, they've done it to literally every FML. That's dedication, I applaud you all

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HeroZeroPlayer 22
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i have now realized the joke. such dedication i have to say.

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myselfkk 20
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fml staff is doing it on purpose...april fool

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Steffi3 40

Tell them 'Sorry, kids aren't allowed to sell alcohol'

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englacobain 14
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Why would it be funny if they weren't your parents?

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AndyPurdy 31
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you have some fucked up parents,tell em to stop drinking so much

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zyzy92 8
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Only in Montana...

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MrConcise 34
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I'm going to make a positive comment assuring OP that everything is okay, entirely lacking any context! Am I doing this April Fool's thing right?

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pineapples53 18
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The grammar is wrong because it's an April fools joke.

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Pluiscyam 13
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Hupay April fouls day !

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abbyade 21
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Lol..were you drunk when writing up this fml?

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