By NotBeingPaidEnough - 03/03/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 451
You deserved it 1 320

Same thing different taste

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corky1992 33

I hope he was escorted out after that.


Could you imagine what would've happened if he was trying to buy cocaine?

corky1992 33

I hope he was escorted out after that.

More like after he cleaned that shit.

Justy101 23

The worst is when your boss says that you have to clean it up. Had a bad toilet situation similar to this when I worked at Mc Donald's. I think I'd just quit instead.

Well, to be fair, someone have to clean it up. It's not going to go away just because it wasn't your fault.

Justy101 23

Unless I'm a professional cleaner, I am not paid enough to clean up someone else's bodily fluids.

schreibergx93 19

Not even professional cleaners are paid enough for that either.

awildwhisper 30

Hugs not drugs, I hope he didn't throw up on the little conveyor belt cuz I'd make him clean that up

Why are so many FMLs about homeless people?

Maybe because they're usually desperate and will do crazy things?

Because a lot of them do shit like this. Not all of them are sane, most are drunkards are on drugs, so when they don't get what they want it's usually weird shit like this that happens. Just imagine what cops must go through!!

Being homeless isn't a state most people would choose. A number of homeless people (though certainly not all) became homeless at least in part because they're mentally ill, and it sounds like the one OP encountered may fit into that category. But being homeless can also _bring_ mental illness, because having nowhere to live and being treated like dirt for that by so many people can be flat-out depressing.

I wouldn't give him shit for that kind of childish behavior.

And that is why he is a homeless prick... FYL OP

@9: I agree it's scary how easy it is to lose everything to bad circumstance, and being homeless doesn't always mean you deserved your situation. But the drunkard in this story is a prick. And he can't just blame it on the booze. Alcohol doesn't make people do crazy shit, it brings out the REAL YOU that you've been hiding. So yeah, he is homeless for a reason.

He didn't say ALL homeless. Just that prick bastard.

Mental illness can also make people do crazy things. Sounds like this guy needs treatment.

Sounds like he didn't need anymore alcohol...

I don't think anyone would object if he got banned from your store