Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
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cavalos94 0
What a...
Whammeh 0
As if cheating on you wasn't enough of an insult to you. Seems you'll be better off without her, she sounds like the personification of a grade A bitch.
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Comments (144)
LizzJizz 16
Now u can beat her senselessly :D revenge
MissFukMyLuck 0
hmm. no. don't think it works like that. there is never a reason to hit a woman or anyone for that matter unless it's reasonable self defense.
cbaidchris 6
There are plenty of reasons to hit a man.
a_nutritionist 10
technically, if i were punished for hitting a woman, id be pretty damn tempted to do the crime i received the punishment for. it seems only fair. if someone else did, i certainly wouldnt begrudge them.
DaniBee420 6
ouch! :(
unfortunate_13 5
explain him the situation and see if he's still willing to stay with her
d3p02 0
kill her
johnnythreetears 2
what a heartless bitch. talk to every **** you know and get them to try to make her cheat on him! if not then karma will swing around sometime
Surferbro 5
u got ****** up
johnnythreetears 2
I mean make him cheat on her ^^^
myaaaaaa 0
Did you actually beat her???
Niicky_fml 20
seriously?
bitchslapped22 14
Women are bitches.
mk58 31
If women are bitches, then that makes men dogs, in your perspective.
cupcakesmile23 0
not all women
MikalaHart 4
When women end up doing things like this... it's hard to defend ourselves. And women are bitches, we are extremely rude to eachother it's ridiculous. Not all women, but there is a while lot of them like that. Hopefully we all grow out of it..
Reign_fml 3
yeah, girls are mean :(
Livinia 11
You may not have hit her, but karma sure will.
mayco_08 0
r u really from Australia? Hehe
Athlete21 3
u can find out if you look at her profile... Creep