Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
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cavalos94 0
What a...
Whammeh 0
As if cheating on you wasn't enough of an insult to you. Seems you'll be better off without her, she sounds like the personification of a grade A bitch.
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Comments (144)
turbosupra 0
that sucks. its time for some revenge.
angryoriental 0
way too go. so your the ultimate victim
nerdsgetmehot 23
If that had been true (it's obviously not), then I don't blame him. Really, the person to blame here is your ex-girlfriend. The guy was only trying to be chivalrous (misguided as it was). Sorry, OP! Did you get a chance to tell the guy that it wasn't true? You could have gotten revenge by revealing your ex's lie. Maybe then he wouldn't have wanted to be with her either!
alex6946 10
uhhh, girls that lie like that piss me off! >:O you should talk to her about what she said!
Kasse 4
Isn't that assault? Get him charged. Give your ex the gift of a criminal bf.
a_nutritionist 10
and how is she screwed over by that? shes clearly got no issue going from one guy to the next. youve essentially just put her out a little bit, when shes the real cause of the problem
YVilla18 0
sorry but this ish was funny!
The_Darth_Wabbit 3
then you tell him "what the hell man? go beat up the man shes sleepin with right now." (use the fake text app on an ipod and make it say "omg this guy is amazing in bed!" and show the bf)
kg163401 0
why does the story not end with more blood from that guy? you should have beat his ass
vicvic1997 0
now how exactly did u beat her there's different ways you know? there's beating that involves punching and fighting and there's another type of beating?
fallguy5665 0
no duh