Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
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cavalos94 0
What a...
Whammeh 0
As if cheating on you wasn't enough of an insult to you. Seems you'll be better off without her, she sounds like the personification of a grade A bitch.
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Comments (144)
Jak212 0
grow a set of of balls and kick him in his nuts then beat his face with the floor
cupcakesmile23 0
Hahaha! that's hilarious .. but sorry for you FYL
cupcakesmile23 0
a girl that comments looks like selena Gomez unless she's just using Selena's pic but idk ...
im_so_ninja 0
is it 32 ?
MikalaHart 4
I was thinking the exact same thing...
MrSexyPants 14
Yeah Livinia... there are some differences so I doubt it's Selena Gomez.
Zebidee 9
Report the crime to the police, then take him to court. Nothing he thinks, either right or wrong gives him the right to come up and punch you in the face. No-one in these stories ever simply reports the problem.
visage 0
I suggested the same, but after a little more thought that could create gigantic legal issues as well. I'd probably go to the police, but consider this: After getting the guy in trouble is pisses ex- off even more. When the police question her she tells them you used to beat her. If you didn't there is no evidence. However, in cases like this the system is broken... the word of the woman tends to outweigh the word of the man. So really this is a real bitch of a decision regardless of choice.
OfficeNinja 5
press charges. or beat his ass.
kg163401 0
just beat his ass
visage 0
Yup, I'd still file a police report.
Staige40 0
did you?
K_Kovacs 3
been there done that
berryblue 0
random assult
pinkspaceboundro 0
Time to pay her a visit!