Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
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cavalos94 0
What a...
Whammeh 0
As if cheating on you wasn't enough of an insult to you. Seems you'll be better off without her, she sounds like the personification of a grade A bitch.
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Comments (144)
mp2658 0
what the **** u r so liing u piece of shit o by the way i ****** your mom it felt good tellher i had fun i even titty ****** her she looks soooo nice naked o have u ever seen her naked cus she will get u horny
Sugarcannon 0
This is the most retarded comment I've read. If that was a attempt at trolling then you should quit while you're ahead.
KLern 0
what a *****, you should go punch her for saying that...
cjgqsmooth 0
So basically your ex told her current boyfriend that you're Ike Turner?
KLern 0
hahaha awesome
cjgqsmooth 0
lhh thanks
peacelovepugs 7
the guy maybe didn't know his gf was cheating... so he was just standing up for her. it's really all your ex gf's fault.
sk8erd 15
Hah sad but funny
bugmenotmofo 34
OP, I know it sucks, but look at it this way. If you still care about her, atleast you know she's with someone who will stand up for her, and won't physically harm her (Probably). But she sounds like a **** and you should explain to him that she cheated on you, then you should tag team her, get her pregnant, and run away and be best bros with that guy
iluvjb4eva 0
wow.... she's a beezy!!!:P
chaoticnh 0
you should poke holes in their rubbers
wdfcrystal 6
She obviously has no sense of respect. It was bad enough that she cheated on you, but now she's trying to make you look like the bad guy? Wow... Don't worry though, since she said that, karma's gonna be a bitch and it really WILL happen.
Clover2009 0
There's two possible scenarios behind this FML. Either OP's girlfriend is, in fact, a cheating, lying bitch... Or OP is actually a woman abuser and is now trying to play the victim. I'm not giving a FYL or a YDI in this case because it can easily go either way.
Clover2009 0
Excuse me. EX girlfriend.