By notlaughing - United States - College Park
Today, a girl was telling me how she was very stressed over her parents' divorce and moving away to another part of the state. While I was listening, I started choking on my saliva. She thought I was laughing. She hasn't spoken to me since. FML
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#37 As you breathe your mind decides to be an ass and swallows. This causes your saliva (or any other liquid) to go down the wrong pipe. It's kinda painful, and happens ALOT to me. Coughing is uncontrollable.

  BellaBelle_fml  |  23

Yea, she might give it a little chuckle. It is fairly humourous to see happen to someone else because you can make some silly faces and noises when it does happen. But I don't think she would necessarily be laughing at him, or teasing him that much, over something so mundane.

By  perdix  |  29

No problem, she's moving across the state. LDRs never work, even if they are just friendships.

Try to swallow your saliva successfully when around your local friends.

  gntfmlingnow  |  12

While I can see your point, LDRs can work. That's up to them to decide if they want to try it.

Hell, for all we know they live in a state like Massachusetts where "halfway across the state" is an hour away at most.

By  anythingmustbe  |  18

There once was a girl named Kelane,
This girl she knew was in pain,
She choked on her saliva,
The girl thought it was laughter,
Although she didn't, she couldn't convince,
And thus they have not spoken since.