Ask her to teach you how to "swallow" :-P

18- But first you have to ask yourself, "Is the swallow African or European?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!!!

I was going to comment 'how does this even happen?!' Didn't expect the first comment to be someone who does that too....so....how DOES that even happen?

#37 As you breathe your mind decides to be an ass and swallows. This causes your saliva (or any other liquid) to go down the wrong pipe. It's kinda painful, and happens ALOT to me. Coughing is uncontrollable.

what are you, a turkey?

She'd laugh at him for choking on saliva

Yea, she might give it a little chuckle. It is fairly humourous to see happen to someone else because you can make some silly faces and noises when it does happen. But I don't think she would necessarily be laughing at him, or teasing him that much, over something so mundane.

Probably that split second throat sound you make can be interpreted as a snort. I bet that's what happened.

i hate it when this happens :/ it always happens when im in the middle of serving customers at work so i look like a goon.

Or she may have thought that he was trying to contain laughter when he was just choking.

My ldr works perfectly fine

While I can see your point, LDRs can work. That's up to them to decide if they want to try it. Hell, for all we know they live in a state like Massachusetts where "halfway across the state" is an hour away at most.

Just posted this joke before you did. Great minds think alike though.

I'm in a bad reception area so updating is slow my bad haha

That's just.....AWESOME