By notlaughing - 18/04/2013 13:57 - United States - College Park

Today, a girl was telling me how she was very stressed over her parents' divorce and moving away to another part of the state. While I was listening, I started choking on my saliva. She thought I was laughing. She hasn't spoken to me since. FML
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mizzdavis 8

As someone who regularly chokes on their own saliva, I feel your pain. FYL

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tommyfox 19

Don't get all choked up over this, OP. Things will get better soon.

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mizzdavis 8

As someone who regularly chokes on their own saliva, I feel your pain. FYL

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Bloodjoker 11

Ask her to teach you how to "swallow" :-P

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s0m3guy2010 21

18- But first you have to ask yourself, "Is the swallow African or European?"

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Gunnie 24

Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!!!

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doodlecloud 26

I was going to comment 'how does this even happen?!' Didn't expect the first comment to be someone who does that too....so....how DOES that even happen?

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

#37 As you breathe your mind decides to be an ass and swallows. This causes your saliva (or any other liquid) to go down the wrong pipe. It's kinda painful, and happens ALOT to me. Coughing is uncontrollable.

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bReLiNg 18

Just explain it to her. She might understand.

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thresh037 4

She'd laugh at him for choking on saliva

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Yea, she might give it a little chuckle. It is fairly humourous to see happen to someone else because you can make some silly faces and noises when it does happen. But I don't think she would necessarily be laughing at him, or teasing him that much, over something so mundane.

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tommyfox 19

Don't get all choked up over this, OP. Things will get better soon.

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Snowkeys 11

How can a choking sound be mistaken for laughter?

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Bakarra 22

Probably that split second throat sound you make can be interpreted as a snort. I bet that's what happened.

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MuseFan1991 14

i hate it when this happens :/ it always happens when im in the middle of serving customers at work so i look like a goon.

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mellingeramber 13

Or she may have thought that he was trying to contain laughter when he was just choking.

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perdix 29

No problem, she's moving across the state. LDRs never work, even if they are just friendships. Try to swallow your saliva successfully when around your local friends.

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gntfmlingnow 12

While I can see your point, LDRs can work. That's up to them to decide if they want to try it. Hell, for all we know they live in a state like Massachusetts where "halfway across the state" is an hour away at most.

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Bakarra 22

Just face it OP, you really choked on this one, but don't get all choked up about it, hopefully you'll get a chance to explain yourself.

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tommyfox 19

Just posted this joke before you did. Great minds think alike though.

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Bakarra 22

I'm in a bad reception area so updating is slow my bad haha

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Squirrel1256 15

She sounds like a very volatile person anyway, don't be too hard on yourself OP.

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anythingmustbe 18

There once was a girl named Kelane, This girl she knew was in pain, She choked on her saliva, The girl thought it was laughter, Although she didn't, she couldn't convince, And thus they have not spoken since.

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McNikk 15

I'm assuming that you did try to tell her that you weren't actually laughing... Right?

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rg350dx 29

Offer to take her to a comedy show to prove that your laugh sounds nothing like your choking on digestive juices does. Boom. Date and redemption.

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