Miscellaneous: Emergency

Emergency

By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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By haleyfml - 27/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Literal Baby-Daddy - 02/07/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML

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Fade out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my dad and I had a real heart to heart and even settled some differences last night, this morning he was back to his grumpy asshole self. He even asked what he did last night, because he was on the new painkiller his doctor prescribed, and couldn’t remember a thing. FML

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Backfire

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

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By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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By screwed - 08/02/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

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By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:15

Why did you interrupt the man in the middle of a cake-gasm?

Ellowise_fml 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:10

Ignore him. You did the right thing.

Comments

xbabby95g 3

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:08

dammmm wow nice job dad

tyhillman 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 17:56

He's your dad too?

joseph4242423 0

Monday 5 July 2010 8:34

lmfao at 16!!!!

CalebEatsZombies 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:10

16 Me: that's my dad! My friend: Who the guy with his face in the cake? me: no the guy with a guy in him •_•

girlygirl666 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:10

Next time leave him to his cake.

BikerMike 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:14

Leave the ****** sucking chocolate cake

Ellowise_fml 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:10

Ignore him. You did the right thing.

perdix 29

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:15

Why did you interrupt the man in the middle of a cake-gasm?

andydawg8891 0

Monday 16 November 2009 15:39

*Two Thumbs Up*

blastvortex 3

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

turdburgers 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:26

Unless his medication had specific instructions for what to do if you take it before eating a chocolate cake and you pass out, how would this have helped? Its only use would be for showing the docs at the ER.