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By gingerbetty / Tuesday 4 September 2012 07:54 / United Kingdom
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The most logical explanation is usually the right one. Here, the most logical explanation is obviously that you've been hearing his best friend scream "DON'T STOP!" as you're schtupping him.

I'm sorry he was so quick to accuse you OP. Maybe you should prove to him that you've been taking these lessons by taking him to a session with you or something?

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It is, this is my first time being first... But I didn't want to say "first". Lawlz is all I could come up with.

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I'm sorry he was so quick to accuse you OP. Maybe you should prove to him that you've been taking these lessons by taking him to a session with you or something?

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She shouldn't really have to prove it - if it were a good relationship he wouldn't jump to such accusations, they'd be equal and would trust each other to tell the truth. That said, in this instance, that does seem like the simpler option, even if it's not necessarily a good long-term option.

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#75 I agree with you. Him being so quick to accuse might mean he's being unfaithful himself. Like you said, the simpler thing to do is just to show him that's he's wrong, and if he keeps up with the "you're cheating & lying" spout, then he probably is cheating.

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Ok so it seems that several people are not getting the fml. It appears that the OPs native language is not welsh it's apparently her boyfrieds native language though. She learned his language because that's just a nice thing to do in a multi lingual relationship. I've heard the better the communication the better the relationship... Hadn't heard the better the communication the more cheating yet but... You never know I guess lol

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8- welsh people are awesome, show some respect! my fiance is from cardiff and hes the bestest most awesomest person ive ever met :)

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It means "original poster", a short-hand way of describing the person who posted the FML. I'm sorry that everyone else had to be jerks about it. Because, you know, they've housed all the secrets of the universe in their precious heads from the minute they were born.

The most logical explanation is usually the right one. Here, the most logical explanation is obviously that you've been hearing his best friend scream "DON'T STOP!" as you're schtupping him.

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"Schtup me, Baby! Schtup me!" Hmmm.... If I heard that during sex, I think I'd burst into laughter and kill the mood for both of us. Schtup me sideways......

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What could be better than laughing during sex? I've laughed countless times from those squishy body-farts that we make when we get sweaty. It doesn't kill the mood at all, it just elevates it. :)

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Lol I love the happy face at the end of doc's comment. It makes it so innocent :) And 96- this is the Internet... So people will say things that might make you say TMI... Just go past it and forget about it. Oh by the way 96, it's too*

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I just was wondering how he knows that's what his best friend supposedly yells during sex. So I'm going with he's the one cheating with the best friend on her... And is jealous that the best friend might be getting action put of both of them or just wanted an excuse to break it off with her so he could run away with bestie.

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