Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML
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saIty
| 17
Wow. I guess the Windex cleaner does make people walk into clear doors.
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funnynesh
| 10
Well, maybe you were just never supposed to drink today...
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DrHouseMD_fml
| 6
So you couldn't get a beer, big deal. Go to another bar or go home. I don't see the FML
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SluggerJ
| 7
I've had the same thing happen to me, Sober & drunk lol..
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kooochris1995
| 14
Good job.
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sublimaze
| 6
Large glass doors & bars do not mix. One day the bar owner will discover this the hard way when someone collapses into the glass and severs an artery.
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kj51
| 5
I would think that once he talked to you he would realize his mistake
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funnynesh
| 10
Well, maybe you were just never supposed to drink today...
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MDTeddy
| 13
Maybe people need to stop assuming things. that is one of a few I read today where someone assumed something that wasn't true.
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itsharkley
| 8
If you successfully did a moonwalk, he would know you're not wasted.
"Alright, walk in a straight line, then."
"LIKE A BOSS, SIR."
"Alright, walk in a straight line, then."
"LIKE A BOSS, SIR."
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saIty
| 17
Wow. I guess the Windex cleaner does make people walk into clear doors.
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thiscrazything
| 1
I'm sure those two birds were laughing their asses off.
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person961
| 9
You beat me by milliseconds
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gc327072
| 29
Those birds probably laughed so hard, they pooped on someone below.
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rawr_ily96
| 24
You ruined this for me. Poop jokes ruin everything!
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml
| 22
Well imagine what could have happened once drunk :)
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sleepinginclass
| 8
Nobody believes someone who says they aren't drunk!
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person961
| 9
Damn windex always gets me!
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license2chill
| 5
The bar owner should put a sign on it, considering how many people that are not sober in the premise..
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missunderstanded
| 5
I don't think many drunk people would be worried enough to read that
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GothicAngel17
| 24
That's not the point, 16. People aren't going to think the sign is floating in mid-air, drunk or sober.
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kimmi41509
| 10
Don't worry OP, it happens to the best of us.
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laylay33
| 6
That happens to me too and I don't drink!
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kailsey
| 5
Hahaha its always funny when people walk into glass doors. But sucks that you didnt get your beer