By Anonymous - 04/09/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML
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saIty 17

Wow. I guess the Windex cleaner does make people walk into clear doors.

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funnynesh 10
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Well, maybe you were just never supposed to drink today...

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DrHouseMD_fml 6
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So you couldn't get a beer, big deal. Go to another bar or go home. I don't see the FML

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SluggerJ 7
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I've had the same thing happen to me, Sober & drunk lol..

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sublimaze 6
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Large glass doors & bars do not mix. One day the bar owner will discover this the hard way when someone collapses into the glass and severs an artery.

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kj51 5
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I would think that once he talked to you he would realize his mistake

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funnynesh 10
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Well, maybe you were just never supposed to drink today...

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MDTeddy 13
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Maybe people need to stop assuming things. that is one of a few I read today where someone assumed something that wasn't true.

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itsharkley 8
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If you successfully did a moonwalk, he would know you're not wasted. "Alright, walk in a straight line, then." "LIKE A BOSS, SIR."

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saIty 17

Wow. I guess the Windex cleaner does make people walk into clear doors.

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thiscrazything 1

I'm sure those two birds were laughing their asses off.

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person961 9
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You beat me by milliseconds

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gc327072 30
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Those birds probably laughed so hard, they pooped on someone below.

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rawr_ily96 24
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You ruined this for me. Poop jokes ruin everything!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
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Well imagine what could have happened once drunk :)

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sleepinginclass 8

Nobody believes someone who says they aren't drunk!

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person961 9
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Damn windex always gets me!

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license2chill 5
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The bar owner should put a sign on it, considering how many people that are not sober in the premise..

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missunderstanded 5
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I don't think many drunk people would be worried enough to read that

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GothicAngel17 24
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That's not the point, 16. People aren't going to think the sign is floating in mid-air, drunk or sober.

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kimmi41509 10
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Don't worry OP, it happens to the best of us.

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laylay33 6

That happens to me too and I don't drink!

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kailsey 5

Hahaha its always funny when people walk into glass doors. But sucks that you didnt get your beer

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