FML : Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked...

Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 4 September 2012 04:03 / United States

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By saIty | 17

#4894177 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:02

Wow. I guess the Windex cleaner does make people walk into clear doors.

By funnynesh | 10

#4894175 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:01

Well, maybe you were just never supposed to drink today...

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By DrHouseMD_fml | 6

#4894170 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:00

So you couldn't get a beer, big deal. Go to another bar or go home. I don't see the FML

By SluggerJ | 7

#4894171 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:00

I've had the same thing happen to me, Sober & drunk lol..

kooochris1995 | 14

#4894548 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 15:34

Good job.

sublimaze | 6

#4895059 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 18:44

Large glass doors & bars do not mix. One day the bar owner will discover this the hard way when someone collapses into the glass and severs an artery.

kj51 | 5

#4902010 - Thursday 6 September 2012 7:20

I would think that once he talked to you he would realize his mistake

By funnynesh | 10

#4894175 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:01

Well, maybe you were just never supposed to drink today...

MDTeddy | 13

#4894720 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:30

Maybe people need to stop assuming things. that is one of a few I read today where someone assumed something that wasn't true.

itsharkley | 8

#4979133 - Thursday 27 September 2012 22:40

If you successfully did a moonwalk, he would know you're not wasted.
"Alright, walk in a straight line, then."
"LIKE A BOSS, SIR."

By saIty | 17

#4894177 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:02

Wow. I guess the Windex cleaner does make people walk into clear doors.

thiscrazything | 1

#4894221 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:43

I'm sure those two birds were laughing their asses off.

person961 | 9

#4894230 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:44

You beat me by milliseconds

gc327072 | 29

#4895087 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 18:54

Those birds probably laughed so hard, they pooped on someone below.

rawr_ily96 | 24

#5468588 - Sunday 28 April 2013 7:54

You ruined this for me. Poop jokes ruin everything!

By fleur_de_fevrier_fml | 22

#4894180 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:02

Well imagine what could have happened once drunk :)

sleepinginclass | 8

#4899426 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 19:36

Nobody believes someone who says they aren't drunk!

By person961 | 9

#4894181 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:02

Damn windex always gets me!

By license2chill | 5

#4894183 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:03

The bar owner should put a sign on it, considering how many people that are not sober in the premise..

missunderstanded | 5

#4894216 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:39

I don't think many drunk people would be worried enough to read that

GothicAngel17 | 24

#4894354 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 13:44

That's not the point, 16. People aren't going to think the sign is floating in mid-air, drunk or sober.

By kimmi41509 | 10

#4894187 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:08

Don't worry OP, it happens to the best of us.

By laylay33 | 6

#4894197 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:16

That happens to me too and I don't drink!

By kailsey | 5

#4894205 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:27

Hahaha its always funny when people walk into glass doors. But sucks that you didnt get your beer

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