Little tease

By pickles! - 03/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was at a friend's house teasing her with a pickle. She hates them so I thought it would be funny to pretend to deep throat it. Her dad came in and startled me so bad, I inhaled it. She had to call 911 while he performed the Heimlich maneuver. I’m no longer welcome back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 238
You deserved it 1 282

Same thing different taste

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It's better that way. You certainly wouldn't want the dad to invite you over when your friend wasn't there. He might want an encore of your pickle trick ;)

xllabraxasllx 19

Hmm… doesn’t sound like there was much pretending

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It's better that way. You certainly wouldn't want the dad to invite you over when your friend wasn't there. He might want an encore of your pickle trick ;)

xllabraxasllx 19

Hmm… doesn’t sound like there was much pretending

I'd ban you from my place too, pickle-sucker.