By pussystroker - 19/11/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

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Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML
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Tarak_fml 7
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Epicly awesome

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Bloodknight 22
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OMG! I DIED when I read this, bwahaha! Thank you for the laugh!

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i_is_a_tr00l 0
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ME TOO! I would love too, too. ;-0

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hershey098 0
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omg I peeed my pants I was laughing so hard

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snagglepaste 0
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Isn't that a compliment?

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abcnonamecba 0
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it would b if he wasn't an old mam

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Tarak_fml 7
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Epicly awesome

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UnearthlyEnemy 9
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So is the OP's name.

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DJMAC7 0
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haha if i were there id give that old man a hi five

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killerpenguin4 9
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epic win for the old man

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dalink 24
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I hope I'm that quick-witted and perverted when I'm an old man.... Kinda like Lewis black.

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123e3 0
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

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Bloodknight 22
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OMG! I DIED when I read this, bwahaha! Thank you for the laugh!

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RiskiBusiness 1
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lol same here!!

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RiskiBusiness 1
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lol same here!!

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ghandilover25 3
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Know what I love... When people comment the same thing twice.

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FluxPavilion 6
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That comment was so deep. Please tell your story again.

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picturetaker 0
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lolz, that would be awesome. I don't see how this is an FML.

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FluxPavilion 6
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Would you like to be fucked by an old man?:b

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Erindub 0
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Coolest old man EVER!

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raineydayes 0
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^^Agreed!!! One of the funniest old men too!

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crazyarsedfly 14
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Hahaha, awesome! Older people always come out with hilarious comments.

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klimpomppp 9
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You get a thumb up for cute/fuckin awesome profile pic

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ohmygoodnex 0
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Sorry, that was you? Oops.

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tabasorus 0
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OMG NOODLE!!!!!!

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lilkim222 0
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lol that's soo creepy but funny at the same time. but it's not really a fml it's just a old man joking around

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