Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML
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Tarak_fml
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Epicly awesome
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Bloodknight
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OMG! I DIED when I read this, bwahaha! Thank you for the laugh!
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i_is_a_tr00l
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ME TOO!
I would love too, too. ;-0
I would love too, too. ;-0
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hershey098
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omg I peeed my pants I was laughing so hard
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snagglepaste
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Isn't that a compliment?
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abcnonamecba
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it would b if he wasn't an old mam
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Tarak_fml
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Epicly awesome
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UnearthlyEnemy
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So is the OP's name.
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DJMAC7
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haha if i were there id give that old man a hi five
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killerpenguin4
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epic win for the old man
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dalink
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I hope I'm that quick-witted and perverted when I'm an old man.... Kinda like Lewis black.
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123e3
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
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Bloodknight
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OMG! I DIED when I read this, bwahaha! Thank you for the laugh!
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RiskiBusiness
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lol same here!!
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RiskiBusiness
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lol same here!!
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ghandilover25
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Know what I love... When people comment the same thing twice.
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m3aghan
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LOL!
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FluxPavilion
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That comment was so deep. Please tell your story again.
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picturetaker
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lolz, that would be awesome. I don't see how this is an FML.
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metallica24x7
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ur hot
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Kingcc
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^veryy
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FluxPavilion
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Would you like to be fucked by an old man?:b
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Erindub
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Coolest old man EVER!
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raineydayes
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^^Agreed!!! One of the funniest old men too!
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crazyarsedfly
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Hahaha, awesome! Older people always come out with hilarious comments.
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klimpomppp
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You get a thumb up for cute/fuckin awesome profile pic
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ohmygoodnex
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Sorry, that was you?
Oops.
Oops.
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tabasorus
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OMG NOODLE!!!!!!
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lilkim222
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lol that's soo creepy but funny at the same time. but it's not really a fml it's just a old man joking around