FML : Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy...

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Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pussystroker - / Thursday 19 November 2009 17:20 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By Tarak_fml | 7

#680063 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:16

Epicly awesome

By Bloodknight | 22

#680071 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:21

OMG! I DIED when I read this, bwahaha! Thank you for the laugh!

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By i_is_a_tr00l | 0

#680053 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:14

ME TOO!
I would love too, too. ;-0

hershey098 | 0

#840506 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:19

omg I peeed my pants I was laughing so hard

snagglepaste | 0

#1076600 - Saturday 10 July 2010 7:15

Isn't that a compliment?

abcnonamecba | 0

#1226407 - Thursday 12 August 2010 5:44

it would b if he wasn't an old mam

By Tarak_fml | 7

#680063 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:16

Epicly awesome

UnearthlyEnemy | 9

#969074 - Saturday 27 March 2010 9:21

So is the OP's name.

DJMAC7 | 0

#971689 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 6:01

haha if i were there id give that old man a hi five

killerpenguin4 | 9

#1076349 - Saturday 10 July 2010 3:50

epic win for the old man

dalink | 24

#5329163 - Friday 18 January 2013 7:48

I hope I'm that quick-witted and perverted when I'm an old man.... Kinda like Lewis black.

By 123e3 | 0

#680064 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:17

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

By Bloodknight | 22

#680071 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:21

OMG! I DIED when I read this, bwahaha! Thank you for the laugh!

RiskiBusiness | 0

#2011461 - Thursday 27 January 2011 4:37

lol same here!!

RiskiBusiness | 0

#2016167 - Friday 28 January 2011 11:14

lol same here!!

ghandilover25 | 3

#4440638 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:25

Know what I love... When people comment the same thing twice.

By m3aghan | 0

#680084 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:27

LOL!

FluxPavilion | 6

#5469352 - Sunday 28 April 2013 19:23

That comment was so deep. Please tell your story again.

By picturetaker | 0

#680089 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:29

lolz, that would be awesome. I don't see how this is an FML.

metallica24x7 | 0

#1087295 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 4:55

ur hot

Kingcc | 0

#2486591 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:13

^veryy

FluxPavilion | 6

#5469360 - Sunday 28 April 2013 19:24

Would you like to be fucked by an old man?:b

By Erindub | 0

#680091 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:29

Coolest old man EVER!

raineydayes | 0

#970035 - Sunday 28 March 2010 18:56

^^Agreed!!! One of the funniest old men too!

By crazyarsedfly | 14

#680097 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:33

Hahaha, awesome! Older people always come out with hilarious comments.

klimpomppp | 9

#5370816 - Saturday 16 February 2013 21:10

You get a thumb up for cute/fuckin awesome profile pic

By ohmygoodnex | 0

#680105 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:41

Sorry, that was you?
Oops.

tabasorus | 0

#1805663 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 2:50

OMG NOODLE!!!!!!

By lilkim222 | 0

#680110 - Thursday 19 November 2009 23:43

lol that's soo creepy but funny at the same time. but it's not really a fml it's just a old man joking around

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