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  perdix  |  29

Ding, ding, ding! FYLDeep, you are absolutely right! 50 points for Gryffindor!

Why did the stupid old man ask permission when he has license to do that shit anyways? He should have gone ahead and grabbed them and be prepared for the three outcomes:

1) She likes it. Very rare, but you just never know when a Hugh Hefner moment could happen.
2) She's annoyed but doesn't complain because she knows you'll be dead soon, and why not give you a little joy before you croak, or
3) She yells at you. At that point, you start sobbing and saying, "I'm an old man, I'm confused, I thought you were my late wife, Bertha May, come back from the dead!"

I do it all the time, and I'm touching more tit than I ever did when I was young enough to do somethiñg about it.