By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 05:31 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML
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Same thing different taste

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You should've said yes, stood just out of arm-length and get the old man to take steps towards the other side of the street! Win-win scenario :P

Well, did you help him cross the street?

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Well, did you help him cross the street?

That's so cliche. Why not walk them all the way home?! Why only across the street?

You should've said yes, stood just out of arm-length and get the old man to take steps towards the other side of the street! Win-win scenario :P

I would be so ******* mad at you because I could not touch a Japanese clicks **** but I would laugh about it later lol.

SmallTownCutie 0

really I was moded. I really did not say something that bad.

Should've told him that you'd help him cross the road, but he was on his own if he wanted to go hill-climbing.

Damn perverted old men! There are so many FMLs like this one...

FYLDeep 25

Once you reach a certain age, you just don't give a shit anymore. That's why perdix is such a menace to society.

perdix 29

Ding, ding, ding! FYLDeep, you are absolutely right! 50 points for Gryffindor! Why did the stupid old man ask permission when he has license to do that shit anyways? He should have gone ahead and grabbed them and be prepared for the three outcomes: 1) She likes it. Very rare, but you just never know when a Hugh Hefner moment could happen. 2) She's annoyed but doesn't complain because she knows you'll be dead soon, and why not give you a little joy before you croak, or 3) She yells at you. At that point, you start sobbing and saying, "I'm an old man, I'm confused, I thought you were my late wife, Bertha May, come back from the dead!" I do it all the time, and I'm touching more tit than I ever did when I was young enough to do somethiñg about it.

Tonamon 0

call the cops lol jking just run away and tell it bf or husband ( if you have one? ) and make them kick his bum....ish

FMLephant 2

If OP didn't let the old man touch her ****, then why is this FML under intamacy?

I want to know too?? also the old guy seems cool.