By Sam_Licker81 - 19/11/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies and opened the oven door to check on them. Apparently, wearing a gold necklace means the wave of heat will burn your very fair skin. I now have a bright red ring of stars around my neck. FML
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perdix 29

West coast redneck. The physics of this story is somewhat dubious if you are using a normal oven. Do not bake cookies in an iron smelter!

First I thought "YDI" but then again I'd burn myself for some cookies So, FYL. :P

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First I thought "YDI" but then again I'd burn myself for some cookies So, FYL. :P

Should have stuck with your first thought. 1) There's no reason for you to stick your face that close to the oven while opening it. and 2) Gold doesn't absorb heat at a fast enough rate where one burst of hot air from the oven is going to make it burn your skin no matter how fair. If it was bad enough to get you from the air alone, your whole face would have been burnt. Basically I'm saying that this is most likely false and YDI even if it is by some miracle true.

Sorry to burst your bubble but this happened to me too. Just today in Foods class.. my "white" gold necklace burned my skin about 20 sec. after opening the oven. Buuut anyway. I know how much that hurts.. hahahah i have red marks all along my neck and chest too hahaah.

hahahaha funny shit.. that happened to my friend... it was bad too.. he put a similar fml here haha... http://tomuchattention.com/?id=6h5bozv7s14ndmkhn6erk2jue5ixg0

LMAO; Mee Tooo; 'cept it was My nose ring; Hurt Like Hell! =l so i turnd n shoved My nose in the Jello; RIGHT as My Mum walks In hoe now Calles My Jello Face XD Its Cute Tho

What if it was fake gold XD ever think about that???

You aren't supposed to open the oven when you are baking something anyway. That is what an oven light is for..... when you open the oven door you let out all the heat which can sometimes "shock" what you are baking and it can screw it up.

What about when you need to stick toothpicks inside cupcakes and shit to make sure the insides are cooked :I

Yep. Gold is one of the best heat conductors there is. It gets hot very fast.

Sorry Gordon ramsey

perdix 29

West coast redneck. The physics of this story is somewhat dubious if you are using a normal oven. Do not bake cookies in an iron smelter!

That's what I was thinking. If anything I would think the necklace would have shielded her from the thermal radiation, creating an inverted star pattern.

It seems like the "Rinnegan" has been passed on to you. Ultra kudos to those who got it! :)

Make me cookies and I will give ya a pearl neckless :)

I believe she has a neck. It's just burnt. ;)

Suzumebachi 5

I'm pretty sure when he said pearl necklace, he wasn't referring to the jewelry...

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Just wear the necklace till it wears off....

cookies! nyom nyom nyom

ohhhmm noooommm noooooommmm

Obviously fake.. you couldn't have at least made it interesting? like your hair caught on fire or a chocolate chip burst from one of the cookies and fused with your skin?

spiderman0606 0

LOL

sux bad. hehe at least u will have a good story to tell people when they ask about it.

Erindub 0

Its cheaper than a tattoo!

avfcfan89 0

that actually may look cool. you should not complain.

DoingItWrong 0

She wore a pearl necklace!